WARNING- Anyone who is not a fan of Percy Jackson or Heroes Of Olympus will not get any of these dam* jokes. These are for the Percy Jackson fans (like myself)
-I hate football-
Percy: Hey Annabeth do you wanna watch some football?
Annabeth: Sure, who's playing?
Percy: The Titans and the Giants
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth: I hate football
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-Dam* puns-
Grover: Oh dam* I forgot my lunch
Percy: hahaha, dam* I did too
Thalia: I need to use the dam* restroom
Percy: I need to go to the dam* restroom as well
Percy/Grover/Thalia: hahahahhaahahahaha
Hazel: What's so funny you guys
Leo: Yeh I'm normally the joker
Percy: Dam* right you are
'continues laughing'
Hazel: STAAAP!!!!!
Thalia: Your no dam* fun
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-#Awkward-
Medusa: I used to date your daddy
Percy: #Awkward
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To Rachel
Roses are red
Violets are blue
He belongs to me and not to you
If by chance you take my place
I'll get my fist and smash your face
Not loved from Annabeth
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I hoped you like the dam* jokes (sorry I just love the jokes) hahahaha.
-Pariz202
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