Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: To get to the other side
Me: Your no fun
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-Me to another friend-
Me: Why didn't the prehistoric chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because he wasn't alive to do it.
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Friend: Why didn't the skeleton chicken cross the road?
Me: Why
Friend: Because it was gutless.
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Funny Quotes and Jokes
HumorPretty self explanatory! Please give votes (and comments). And I hope you laugh a bit or maybe even smile cause then I'll be happy (and so will you!) 😊😊😊
