Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo Dat

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BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Ahhh. No better way to start a story, OR wake up! (note the sarcasm.)

I really don't get the following story, just read.

Story 1: BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Oh my god! I'm late for school!

WHO THE HELL WOULD PUT THEIR ALARM ON, AND THEY'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL?!

That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard.

Another story: Liam is my biggest crush ever! So we decided to watch Toy Story (always the cliche movie Liam and his girlfriend watch) and we cuddled during the whole movie.

Cuddling.. Pshhh...

Cuddling with your crush...

Give me a break here people! Ideas like this don't come out of a genius! It comes out of a directioner/fan fiction addict!

Another story: I put on my blue and pink flower patterned shirt with my blue denim jeans I got from Forever 21. I ironed my hair and wore eyeliner, mascara, blue eye shadow, foundation for my perfect tan skin color, and red lipstick to match with my perfect blond hair.

When I read this..

Do you wanna know what my reaction is like?

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!

Seriously! Do you know how much I don't care for this?

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