America: Why the fuck can we not text the police?
America: Like what if there's a murderer in your house and you're hiding behind the sofa and you do have your phone but you can't call the police because the murderer might hear you.
Canada: Here, in Canada we can.
England: In England, we just run and scream.
Scotland: We paint our faces and run towards the murderer.
Australia: In the land down under, you are the murderer!
