Russia: *visiting America*
America: *sits down with two drinks* Oh, I was suppose to give one of the drinks to him..
America: God damnit, which one did I put the drugs in?
America: ........
America: Fuck, I forgot.
America: I better drink both.
America: *drinks both*
America: *passing out*
America: This one had the drugs!!
America: *passes out*
Russia: .............I WIN!! WOOHOO~!!!!!!