So I was reading a fanfic and Germany made a snide comment.
"Russia is nothing but a pariah," Ludwig snorted. "A filthy barbarian whose people need to be obliterated from this earth. He let me invade him. But the only reason I was forced to retreat was because of the weather the Russians hide behind in every war. They are worthless cowards and too weak to be allowed to live."
And all I can think about is...
Russia: *slams open the door to the bunker* YOU WANNA FUCKING GO, BITCH!?
Germany: Oh shiza!
France: I told you Russia cared!
