Italy: *sees Germany*
Italy: ......
Italy: *starts running in the other direction*
Italy: You can't catch me, gay thoughts!
Gay Thoughts: Yes, we can.
Italy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Germany: You're late.
Japan: I had to calm down Greece after his pcp high.
Greece: I thought I was Zeus! ...I was Zeus.
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Leia: Do they call female Russia the Fatherland and female Germany the Motherland?
Fem!Germany: ..?
Fem!Russia: I may have tits but that's offensive!
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South Korea: *latched onto China* pls notice me, senpai
South Korea: notice me senpai
South Korea: senpai
China: What a loser.
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3p!America: I put the free in America.
America: ..There is no free in America.
3p!America: *claps* BOOM!!
2p!America: God dammit, I thought I told the Illuminati to fuck off.
4p!America: Not just a conspiracy anymore, am I? bitch.
America: What's even worse is that they work with the Aruminati!
China: YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT, ARU.
