Emo Germany

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Leia: *comes out of the bathroom with her black hair bleached*

America: Whoa, Germany, dude, is that you?

Leia: ......Bruh.

America: I didn't know you were emo.

Leia: Yes, emo Germany likes to use pink dildo shaped hair dryers after long showers. *holds up her hair dryer*

America: Dude!

Leia: ITS ME, LEIA, NOT GERMANY!!

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