Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Glomgold:
Ae hate ye with every inch of my body, SCROOGE MCDUCK

Scrooge:
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Scrooge:
That's not a lot of inches
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duckworth:
Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?!

Beakly:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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Launchpad:
That one of my fears. If  I ever like wake up as a donut

Huey:
You would eat yourself?

Launchpad:
I wouldn't even question it
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Huey:
You shouldn't be using a straw

Dewey:
I know. I know. it's bad for the environment

Huey:
No it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
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Huey:
This is why you should listen to me and never Louie

Louie:
That's fair
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Beakly:
I never doubted you for a second

Donald:
Thank you Beakly

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Donald:
You're lying though right?

Beakly:
Oh yes I doubted you very strongly
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Explosion

Della:
Launchpad! are you alright!?

Launchpad:
Oh look I survived! Amazing I love when I do that
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Gibbous:
Your supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Penumbra:
Why

Gibbous:
I'm told it's what you do when you accomplish something

Della:
Aww I love when you two try to impersonate normal people!
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Beakly:
Mr. Mcduck. What's the one thing I tell you to do every morning?

Scrooge:
Wake up?

Beakly:
No the other thing

Scrooge:
For tha love of god stop sleeping naked?
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Donald:
Oh fooey

Scrooge:
look Iae understand this is a tense situation but let's watch tha fucking language!
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