Butter Pecan (SasuNaru)

Honey Graham

"What are you talking about!?" I ask.

"Your so dense, dude! You have Ino and a girlfriend! I'm pretty sure Hina has a crush on you too! I wouldn't be surprised if you'd done it with Sakura by now!"

My eyes widen, "What?!"

"Tell me your secrets! You must be some sort of sex guru or something! Spill it, bro!" He begs me, sitting upon his mattress.

Me? A sex guru? Impossible! I've only done it with one person; a guy nonetheless!

"A-Ask Sasuke! He's the one who's had sex before! I-I don't know the first thing about it!" I panic.

He shakes his head, "Nah! Sasuke has only done it with one chick! You can't hide it from me any longer, Naruto! You're totally a master in bed!"

My face boils in embarrassment, "I-I'm not! I swear! I've n-never had sex with Ino, Sakura, or any girl at all!"

"Now I know you're lying!" I claim, "You have hickeys all over your neck! I bet there's some on your body too!"

I suddenly become self-conscious of my neck so I cover my warm flesh with my hands, "N-No! J-Just because I have these marks on my neck doesn't mean I've had sex!"

Kiba puts his hand on his chin, "Hm... But if they're all over your body, that must mean that someone has seen you naked, right?"

I stay silent, blushing darkly. Why is he so adamant about this?! I'm definitely not a 'master in bed' or whatever!

"Don't you agree, Sasuke?" He directs his question to Sasuke, "He totally did it!"

Sasuke replies, "I don't know. We don't have proof that he has."

Sasuke! Why didn't you deny it?!

"I see!" Kiba slaps his knee, "Just take off your shirt! Then we'll be able to see if my hunch is right!"

"What?! No way! I'm not d-doing that!" I refuse.

"Dude, it's fine! Just take off your shirt!" He encourages, "Or you could just admit it right now!"

This is horrible! I don't want to do either of those things!

"C'mon! We're waiting!" Kiba grows impatient.

"Uhh..."

He's not going to let this go, is he? Damn it!

I guess I have no choice!

"Y-You caught me! I-I can't deny it any longer..." I fabricate defeatedly.

Sasuke crosses his arms, "Really? Kiba was right?"

"Haha!" I laugh awkwardly, "Y-Yup! Definitely!"

Kiba pumps his fist through the air, "I knew it! Nothing gets past the almighty Kiba Inuzuka!"

"Y-Yeah..."

His eyes light up like a happy puppy, "Can you teach me your ways oh wise one!?"

"M-My ways?!"

Kiba lowers down to his knees and bows down onto the floor, "Please! I'm desperate! I want to impress Hina! Won't you share your secrets to swooning women?!"

I've never even kissed a girl before! He'd be better off asking anyone else but me!

"I-I don't know... p...protect her?" I peep out.

Kiba looks at me, his eyes sparkling, "That's it? How simple... I'll do it right away! Thank you!"

He believed me?!