Meeting Deku's AU

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Dinner-

VWD: So, how was it?
Momo: Delish! Your cooking is better than my family's chef!
VWD: Aww! That's sweet of you.
Kaminari: Uhmm... Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Momo has a family chef?!
Iida: Yes. In fact, we also have one.
Uraraka: Dang, richy-rich.
Bakugou: WELL.. GUESS WHAT? I. DONT. GIVE. A. FOCK!
VD: Bakugou, I prefer that you should keep your voice down.. Last time I accidentally woke baby deku up, he used his quirk on me making me unconscious for half a week. *shrudders as he remember that day*
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VWD: Oh shoot! My meeting!
VD: *sigh* I knew you would forget it.
VWD: Then why didn't you tell me??
VD: Learn your lesson.
VWD: Ugh. Bye mini Class 1-A!
Kirishima: Uhh.. Bye?

A/N: VWD waved bye to the class and suddenly a portal opened in front of him.

Todoroki: Hey. Isn't that..
Tsuyu: Its the portal! kero.
Uraraka: Did he fell?
Bakugou: Tch.. Who cares about that focking nerd anyways?
The deku protection squad: Me.
Iida: Umm.. VD?
VD: What?
Iida: Isn't supposed to be the teachers are eating with us?
VD: Oh, they are in the 1st living room *shrugging*
Uraraka: *spits out coffee* HAH?!
Momo: So that's why you told me to tell them we would eat here.
Uraraka: Damn.. Richy-rich-rich.
Iida: Uraraka! That was very irresponsible for you to spit out coffee in front of...
Iida: ...Bakugou.
Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK ROUND FACE?! HOW DARE YOU SPIT COFFEE IN MY FACE?!
Jirou: Are we also gonna ignore the fact they called us "mini" class 1-A?
Everyone: HAH??
Aizawa: Shut up! You're getting heard outside the mansion especially at the dining room.
Mina: Dining room?
Aizawa: Where the teachers ate.
Mina:Oh.

A/N: Eraserhead went back to their eating place and silence filled the room.

Kaminari: Uhh-
Everyone: No!
Kaminari: Hey-
Everyone: No
Kaminari: I-
Everyone: No
Kamimari: Ugh! Fine.

A/N: Then silence went back. He seems loyal.

Mina: Hey!
Kirishima: What?
Mina: I heard that there will be a concert coming up.
Jirou: Mina, we all know. VD told us a while ago.
Mina: Oop-
Uraraka: So, who's watching?
Jirou: Me.
Momo: I haven't heard Midoriya sang so I'll watch.
Kami: Me!
Kirishima: I want to hear Midobro sing manly so me!
Todoroki: I'll watch with my soba.
Mina: I'm in.
Shinso: I'll pass.
Bakugou: I agree with eyebags.
VD: Haha! Too late. I already bought tickets.
Jirou: Yey! Is it VIP?
VD: Of course. By the way, the concert was moved on 7 am. So you should sleep. Its already 8pm.
Iida: I agree. As the class representative, we need to classify ourselves by gender.
Mineta: Aww.. Too bad.

A/N: Mineta was starting to receive glares from the ladies in the room.

VD: Oh right, Happy belated birthday Mineta!
Everybody except Mineta and VD: When??
VD: Days ago.
FD: Hey VD! I brought the cake for male Mineta!
Mineta: F-F-Female Deku?!

The boys stopped functioning.

FD: Ahh! VD help me wake them up!
VD: Just call Aimi.
FD: *telepath* Aimi, come here please and splash them with water please.
Aimi: *telepath* I'm lazy to come there so Ill just teleport water from the ocean, is that okay?
FD: *telepath* It's fine. As long as we, girls won't get wet. Especially the cake Baker Deku made.
Aimi: *telepath* Noted.

A/N: Seconds later, a big splash was heard around the place.

Kaminari: Bleh! I smell fishy!
Kirishima: Yeah! It also tastes salty.
Kaminari: You tasted it dude?
Kirishima: Yeah.. Not intentional.
Kaminari: Eww..
Bakugou: WHO IS THE BITCH THAT SPLASHED ME SEAWATER?!
Todoroki: You're not the only one that was splashed Bakugou.
Monoma: Hahahaha! Class 1-A got splashed-
Kendo: Sorry, I was a little late coz I was snickering.
Iida: It was It was very mean to splash us like that.
FD: I'm very sorry. I ordered Aimi to splash water to you all. Gomenasai!
Mineta: You heard her!
Kaminari: Yeah he's sorry!
Jirou: you mean she.
Kaminari: Oh yeah.
FD: Without further ado, here Mineta. Its your birthday cake! Hope you like it.
Mineta: Of course coming from you.
FD: You should attend tomorrow. Singer Deku has a song for you, I think.
Mineta: *sniff* *sniff* Thank you Midoriya!

A/N: Before FD ran away, she gave Mineta a quick peck in the cheeks. I guess you hated that move didn't ya?

Mineta stopped functioning again.

A/N: Everyone was speechless at her move. The boys were envious except VD. The girls was disgusted.

VD: Don't hate her. She's too innocent to know that.

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778 words.

It's quite long right? Sorry if you don't like what had happened.