Valantines day

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Me: hey Arcee, wat u doing Valentine's Day?

Arcee: morn about my dead partners

Me: ...

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Me: hey Bee: wat u doin for Valentine's Day?

Bee: *shrugs*

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Me: hey bulkhead, wat u doing for Valentine's Day?

Bulk: murder Miko's boyfriend

Me: Miko has a boyfriend?!

Bulk: she better not

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Me: enigma, wat u doin for Valentine's Day?

Enigma: I'll stay in my room, making no noise, noise and pretending that I don't exist

Me:... can I join?

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