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Me: *whispers to Optimus* be an airplane

Optimus: *holds arms out and runs in a circle*

Arachnid: ooh! An airplane!

Megatron: I thought he was a dopey bird. But I can't tell the difference between this and him being regular.

Optimus: ima plane. She's right
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Me: *whispers to Arachnid* audio receptors

Arachnid: what?

Me: I dunno figure it out

Arachnid: *puts survos behind Audio receptors*

Megatron: an elephant

Optimus: BIG EARED SPIDER! XD

Arcee: *chuckles* more like big mouth spider

Arachnid: *glares*

Bumblebee: audio receptors?

Me: YAAASSSSS! I thought no one would figure it out!
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Me: *whisperes to Bee* your cold

Bumblebee: curls up on the ground and pretends to shiver

My friend Enigma: *randomly walks in* boi he's havin a seizure!

Arachnid: she has a point. Is he having a seizure?

Arcee: can we even get seizures

Optimus: *starts shaking like he's having a seizure*

Megatron: * moves away* is it contagious!!!??????!!!!!?????

Optimus: I'm fine

Starscream: I think Bumblebee's acting like he's cold

Bumblebee: *sit's up* BINGO!

Enigma: r they always like this?

Me: unfortunately
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Enigma: *whispers to Starscream* Blinking

Starscream: *stands up and Blinks*

Me: ur blinking!

Starscream: YAS!

Me: YAS!

Starscream: YAS!

Enigma: YAS BOIS!

Me and Starscream: *points at her* YAS!

Bumblebee: oh Primus, they've gone crazy

Optimus: yes

Bumblebee: *le gasp* it's contagious!

Optimus: *confused about everything*
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Enigma: *whispers to me* spinning

Me: *starts spinning*

Optimus: ballerina?

Bumblebee: what's that?

Optimus: a type of human dancer

Bumblebee: oh

Me: *falls into Starscream*

Starscream: were u spinning?

Me: yep

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