I dont look left

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Me: hey enigma

Enigma: what?

Me: what's your name?

Enigma: enigma

Me: what's the color of the sky?

Enigma: blue

Me: what's the opposite of down?

Enigma: sideways

Starscream: *thinking* enigma blew sideways? That doesn't sound right

Me: are you... smart?

Enigma: probably not

Me: the answer was up

Enigma: that makes no sense cause when I look down I see sideways...

(when I use italics the character is thinking)

Starscream: what?

Enigma: and when I look up i I see skies...

Starscream: acceptable

Enigma: and when u look right I see down

Starscream: what?

Me: what about when u look left?

Enigma: I don't look left

Starscream: either you need logic or glasses

Enigma: what's logic?

Me: Starscream. Out of the three of us you have the most logical life

Shockwave: *appears* you've summoned me

Everyone on the nemesis: O.o

Me: shoot

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