𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

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kaya scodelario,
as lucy stewart

❝ if it wasn't for my brilliant leadership, i don't know where you dafts would be today

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❝ if it wasn't for my brilliant leadership, i don't know where you dafts would be today. ❞

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dylan o'brien,
as james sirius potter

❝ listen, i was named after the two finest pieces of arse to ever step this school, i will NOT tolerate this kind of disrespect- ❞

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❝ listen, i was named after the two finest pieces of arse to ever step this school, i will NOT tolerate this kind of disrespect- ❞

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tom holland,
as thomas stewart

❝ i have a migraine that comes and goes everytime fred enters and leaves the bloody room

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❝ i have a migraine that comes and goes everytime fred enters and leaves the bloody room. ❞

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chance perdomo,
fred weasley ii

❝ i know you guys are tired of hearing this, but NOW i have a plan, and THIS TIME, it will work! ❞

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❝ i know you guys are tired of hearing this, but NOW i have a plan, and THIS TIME, it will work! ❞

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zendaya,
as melody healey

❝ i'm like your guardian angel, see? except i let you make a disgrace out of yourself

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❝ i'm like your guardian angel, see? except i let you make a disgrace out of yourself. however, i observe and watch over you, unbothered. ❞

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apparently, we all must have enough things in common to end up in the same house, something that still baffles me, even though it's been six years since i first enrolled into this school. they are idiots, and their total, unfixable obliviousness continues to blow my mind, everyday. but, i don't know, sometimes... sitting with them, trying not to laugh at their utter nonsense, it kind of feels homely. the blinding red of our common room becomes comforting, irreplaceable.

extract from melody healey's notebook of 'personal experiences and grievances'.

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WITH!

thomas brodie-sangster, as teddy lupin (graduate, ex-hufflepuff)
shelley hennig, as mia wood
(sixth year, ravenclaw)
hailee steinfeild, as hannah laurence
(sixth year, gryffindor)
laura harrier, as aurora blanc
(sixth year, ravenclaw)
reece king, as romeo blanc
(sixth year, hufflepuff)
tyler posey, as elio mackenzie
(sixth year, gryffindor)
kelsey chow, as leilani jessel
(sixth year, gryffindor)
sophie skelton, as dominique weasley
(sixth year, gryffindor)
bill skarsgård, as edward ackerman
(sixth year, hufflepuff)

luca hollestelle, as rose granger-weasley
(fourth year, gryffindor)
dylan sprayberry, as albus potter
(fourth year, slytherin)
raffey cassidy, as halle grey
(fourth year, gryffindor)
your imagination, as scorpius malfoy
(fourth year, slytherin)
alisha boe, as roxanne weasley
(fourth year, ravenclaw)

dani calleiro, as georgie stewart
(second year, slytherin)
asa butterfield, as dylan mairleen
(second year, gryffindor)
chloë grace moretz, as lisa grey
(second year, ravenclaw)
amybeth mcnulty, as lily luna potter
(second year, gryffindor)
sofia bryant, as cassie healey
(third year, slytherin)

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𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄
ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵒˡ ʷʰᵃᵗˢᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ!

i will in no way follow any plot events of the cursed child. i hate that book with my soul, and it doesn't exist for me. the harry potter series ended in book 7/deathly hallows part 2 in my vision. so, yes, don't expect anything from that cursed book to show up here.

any canon characters you don't recognise (aka. those who aren't members of the potter/weasley/malfoy family) are my original creation! except for aurora & romeo blanc, alongside edward ackerman, those three (and any members of the blanc family) were created by my amazing friend clover & i hope i can write them properly! i am not claiming this is those three character's canon story, i just merely wanted them to be part of the book.

while i don't own the world of harry potter, let this go on record, i in no way support j.k. rowling and her disgusting actions and thoughts. i merely take the magical world that is harry potter to recreate what i felt when i read the books: wonder, amazement, affection, and love. that world is still ours, and if she doesn't honour it, i find it absolutely amazing for the fandom to reclaim it and give it justice.

this book will contain strong language, underage drinking and smoking, plus mentions and talk of sex, as well as, the characters being unbelievably idiotic, most of the time. and yes, there will be other pairings in this book besides jacy (james x lucy), to provide you all the teenage angst you need. nothing out of this world crazy, just thought i would give you a heads up!

thank you so much for taking time out of your day to read xx.

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