Fred Weasley has updated his status: Ron...I think you and us need to have a talk...brother to brothers...
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Ron Weasley: Sure. Whats up guys?
Gearge Weasley: Having had the Marauders Map in our possession for several years, we have happened upon a startling discovery.
Fred Weasley: At first, we didn't want to ask, but now we are curious. Who is this man "Peter" who has slept in your bed for the first 3 years of Hogwarts?!
Ron Weasley: Oh right thats-
George Weasley: We're alright with you being gay, Ronniekins. I guess we should have seen it coming...
Ron Weasley: Oh no, you're misunderstanding, Peter was actually a murd-
Fred Weasley: I mean, we do see the way you stare at Harry all the time....checking out his arse and everything....
Ron Weasley: Wait what!?! I DO NOT CHECK HARRY OU-
Harry Potter: Um.......Ron?
George Weasley: But it's alright Harry, we're sure Ron knows you're taken...
Ron Weasley: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GA-
Harry Potter: Woah woah woah guys, I am definently NOT seeing anyone!!
Fred Weasley: Of course Harry, because you and Malfoy meet in the broom cupboard every day for a friendly game of Monopoly.
George Weasley: The Map never lies.
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