sliding into your dms ༄ t. kuroo

xxxi

can't write date scenes for the life of me so im skipping it lmAO sorry

they just went out for sum dinner and stayed in the tube thingy at the kids park

[french whore]
ew
im turning 18 soon

[kai.]
welcome to the 18 club

[french whore]
wait there's a club for this

[daddy kuroo]
there is now
okay we're having a huge simp party for your birthday

[french whore]
sweet
when is it

[kai.]
y/n i-

[yakuchoo]
iq level 100

[owo uwu]
more like -2

[french whore]
i didn't drop out of school to be abused like this

[daddy kuroo]
you dropped out??

[french whore]
yeah
school is lame anyways
im already stacked with cash and i have a job as a tiktoker so im set
plus kuroo can just make the money for us anyways 😪😪🙄

[kai.]
damn

[daddy kuroo]
freeloader

[french whore]
you know you love me 🥰🥰

[daddy kuroo]
ok u got me there

[kodzuken]
ewwww
pda

[french whore]
kenma i will personally abuse your hole if you don't stfu

[kodzuken]
yes ma'am

[yakuchoo]
i-
how the FUCK did that work y/n

[french whore]
it's called pro gamer skillz 😎😎

[kodzuken]
pog

[kurooken]
poggers