sliding into your dms ༄ t. kuroo

xi

[daddy kuroo]
wanna join my gc
y/nnnn???
babe???
:-(

[big titty goth gf]
sorry i was busy eating dick

[daddy kuroo]
ohok
yes or no tho

[big tity goth gf]
who's in it

[daddy kuroo]
my team

[big titty goth gf]
team???
oh wait
volleyball loser

[daddy kuroo]
😭😭😭

[big titty goth gf]
sure

[daddy kuroo]
daddy kuroo as invited you to volleyball dorks

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woah girl! [big titty goth gf] has joined!

[big titty goth gf]
it is me
kuroos evil twin

[large ass twig]
omg

[yakuuchoo]
omfg lev no—

[pudding head]
are you kuroos gf

[goth titty gf]
sadly 😔

[pudding head]
im sorry

[daddy kuroo]
wait what

[yamamoto is hot]
im sorry on his behalf

[daddy kuroo]
omg not you too yamamoto
stop disrespecting your upperclassmen

[big titty goth gf]
damn
we don't have a respect system in france
japan is weird

[daddy kuroo]
you're weird

[big titty goth gf]
you're gross 🤭😶

[yakuuchoo]
can we keep her

[i am babey]
yeah can we kenma

[large ass twig]
yeah kenma can we

[pudding head]
why tf are you asking me
ask kuroo

[i am babey]
can we keep her kuroo 🥺🥺🥺

[big titty goth gf]
ofc 🥰🥰

[yakuuchoo]
omg yay

[yamamoto is hot]
do you want to join the bully kuroo club?? 😳😳

[big titty goth gf]
omg of course 🤩🤩

[daddy kuroo]
why is everyone against me

[pudding head]
because you suck ass

[big titty goth gf]
PFFT HAHA

[daddy kuroo]
kiss my ass y/n

[big titty goth gf]
no thanks
you got no cake hoe

[large ass stick]
omg 😱

[yakuuchoo]
💀💀

[daddy kuroo]
we're breaking up

[big titty goth gf]
k