sliding into your dms ༄ t. kuroo

xx

[french whore]
where are y'all @yakuchoo @perfect russian
:(
don't dip on me please i don't know tokyo very well

[daddy kuroo]
i literally showed you all of tokyo dumbass

[french whore]
yeah that was like
five months ago :-(

[yakuchoo]
i-
y/n we're by the fountain

[french whore]
ight
don't tell me who's who
i wanna test my skills

[daddy kuroo]
what skills???

[french whore]
blowjob skills 😎😎

[daddy kuroo]
WHAT

[french whore]
IM KIDDING LOL
LMAO BYE ITS TIKTOK TIME

"Y/NNN!"

you turned around to see two people. a boy on the shorter side with light brown hair and an extremely tall boy with silver hair waving at you. "HEY BITCHES!" you said, running over. "okay, okay, let me guess." you said, stopping them from introducing themselves. "that's yaku," you said, pointing to the shorter boy, "and that's lev."

"yeah." yaku said. "how'd you know?"

"half european things." you replied with a grin.

"you're so pretty y/n!" lev said.

"i know, i know, let me grace y'all with my presence."

"wait! i've seen y/n on tiktok."

"yeah. me too!"

"i mean it's not like i have two million followers on tiktok or anything." you replied.

"don't you do fashion tiktok?" yaku asked, raising a brow.

you nodded, "sometimes i'll do a dance if i'm feeling extra spicy."

"you're so famous y/n! holy shit!" lev said, showing his phone to you and yaku.

"i'm about to make this tiktok we're doing get six million views y'all."

[yakuchoo]
HOLY SHIT

[daddy kuroo]
huh

[perfect russian]
HOWWWWW

[kai.]
what the heck is going on

[owo uwu]
jesus

[yakuchoo]
WE MADE A TIKTOK
AND-

[perfect russian]
HOLY SHIT Y/N WAS RIGHT

[kai.]
?????

[daddy kuroo]
i-
what did you do @french whore

[french whore]
huh
oh
the tiktok got like 100k views or sum

[yakuchoo]
IT HIT A MILLION AN HOUR AGO WTF Y/N

[french whore]
oh rlly?
damn
im pretty hot

[daddy kuroo]
y/n...
how famous were you exactly?

[french whore]
two million famous...??
on fashion tiktok???

[daddy kuroo]
WAIT YOU
NO WONDER YOU HAD LIKE 10 SUIT CASES OF CLOTHES
HOLY SHIT

[french whore]
my dads got money 😎😎
jk i work for my money at my dads company but im here so
currently job less

[perfect russian]
bRO WTF
100K LIKES
I BARELY GET LIKE
5K

[french whore]
noob
get on my level

[yakuchoo]
my tiktoks get tons of views already tho
but this is INSANE

[french whore]
ill do wap on camera while y'all sit still and look pretty
that'll get us like 5m views bet

[yakuchoo]
my poor heart 😭😭
i cantttt

[kai.]
jesus christ i think you broke them

[french whore]
good