Human au meowth finally confronting his dad: ya sure ya didnt forget anyt'in' when ya moved ta alola?
His dad: what, no-?
Meowth: like ya real names?
Dad: *'SHIT' face*
Meowth: or ya son? Loved summer camp by da way, t'anks fer askin'
Dad: oh its just you
Meowth: j- ARE YOU KIDDIN ME? WHADAYA MEAN 'JUST ME'?!
Dad: i thought you were the police
Meowth: i can tell da police.
Dad: uh *hands him a cig* here, keep this on the downlow
Meowth:
