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Misty: If you had three cups of coffee and Nyx asked for one, how many would you have?

Kallie: Three, I wouldn't give Nyx any coffee.

Misty: Say Nyx took one forcefully?

Kallie: Two dead bodies and three untouched coffees next to them

Misty: All that over coffee?

Kallie: Duh, Coffee is life

Misty *shakes her head*

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Alex: Why do you have two other people on a motorcycle?

Amber: Wait three? *looks back*

Nyx: That's what I was trying to tell you, Kallie jumped off, Shay jumped too, and then of course Joseph went after both of them.

Jules: *nods behind Nyx*

Misty and Alex: How did you even fit that many people on-

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Misty: *asks Jules if she understands the homework*

Jules: *was actually staring off into space thinking of Disney Channel* yeah, totally.

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Alex: Awkward sibling hug?

Misty: Awkward sibling hug.

Alex and Misty: *hugs awkwardly*

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Nyx: I'm cold

Kallie: Like my heart

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Jules: Isn't it weird people kill mosquitoes for just because they're annoying.

Jules: If people did that to people I'd be dead a long time a go.

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Jules (When she's older) to Kallie: I'm having boy problems

Kallie: The I-have-a-crush problem or how-do-I-hide-a-dead-body problem?

Jules: The first one

Kallie: Well, I can only help with the second one. Go ask Misty or Amber or someone else.

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Alex in the car outside a restaurant: *to Nyx* See if you can get us a table

---few minutes later---

Nyx: *running outside carrying a table* QUICK! START THE CAR!

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Jules: Misty and Alex would be ashamed of me if I became a murderer

Jules: Kallie and Nyx on the other hand.... yeah they'd be proud of me.

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Kallie: Imagine that I wasn't nearby, and a stranger came and over and said "I'm Kallie's friend, and he sent me to take you to where he is." What would you say?

Shay: I'd say "You're a liar! Kallie doesn't have any friends."

Kallie: ...Totally what I was getting at. Okay.

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Nyx: I'm saad

Newt:  *putting his arms around him* Come here, it's gonna be okay.

Carter: I'm sad

Zia: Mood 

(probably if Zia knew slang)

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Nyx: I don't make spontaneous decisions

Also Nyx: *out of the blue*  I've decided I want to dye streaks into my hair

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Jules: In this box we keep things we love 

Misty: *puts Jaz in the box*

Nyx: *puts Newt in the box*

Alex: *puts Aisha in the box*

Jules: NO WE DO NOT KEEP PEOPLE IN BOXES

All three of them *sadly*: oh...

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Kallie: Only a pessimist sees it as something as negative as "getting stabbed".

Kallie: Meanwhile I, an optimist, prefer to look at it from the angle of "Oh sweet, free knife!"

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Carter: So the kids had a meeting to debate a new form of government.

*earlier*

Shay: I vote anarchy.

Misty: You can't VOTE anarchy, Shay.

Amber: Monarchy. Whoever has the spells shall rule.

Kallie: Military dictatorship!

Nyx: Matriarchy.

Jules: Oh! How about malarkey?

Carter: Jules, that's not a type of government. It just means meaningless talk and nonsense!

Everyone: ...

*now*

Carter: Malarkey won.



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Sorry if these were inaccurate >_< 



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