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Kallie: Jules, you know Misty will never agree to this plan.
Jules: Sure she will!
Kallie: I've already asked her three times, she won't do it.
Jules: Let me try
Jules: *walks up to Misty* Can we-
Misty: Yes.
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Jules: *playing the kazoo off-tune*
Alex: Do you take requests?
Jules: Sure!
Alex: Stop.
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Kallie: We're lost.
Alex: Lost? As in "where the heck are we?"
Kallie: We're not totally lost. We're still in the Duat.
Alex: You said this was a shortcut.
Kallie: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
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Misty: Which movie are you and Jules going to see tonight?
Kallie: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Jules wants.
Misty: Which one does she want to see?
Kallie: Whichever one I want to see, do I look like I want to watch Disney Channel for three hours?
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Jules: What are amphetamines?
Nyx: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Jules: Ohhhh
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Jules: It's Saturday, the day of rest, Disney Channel, and ice cream!
Alex: Sunday is the day of rest.
Jules: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Alex: Pre-rest?
Jules: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
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Amber: Shh, here comes Dad!
Kallie: Quick, Alex, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Alex: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Kallie: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.
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Villain: I HAVE AN ARMY!
Jules: Well, I have THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nyx: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE DROPPING IN FROM THE SKY, YOU SHOULD'VE LOCKED YOUR CEILING!
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Jules: Please apologize before my therapist knows your name.
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Alex: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Alex: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Carter: That's my girl!
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Jules: Come on! This is stupid with two "o"s!
Alex:
Alex: Jules, I'm going to go look over your homework.
Alex: And then make you redo it.
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Misty: WHO THE HECK HAS A KAZOO
Misty, five minutes later: ...of course it's Jules.
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Nyx: Oh, Jules is here.
Kallie: I'll call the exterminator.
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Jules: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Alex: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Jules: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Alex: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Kallie: When did you get so peppy?
Misty: Ever since I assumed I was dead, then I suddenly wasn't.
Kallie: Then remind me to try to kill you once in a while. If I succeed, it will make me feel better, and if I fail, it will make you feel better. Everyone wins!
