Jules: I'm microwaving some coffee.
Misty: You really did give up on getting your life back together.
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Nyx: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Misty: YES!
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Alex: Hey! Your shoelace is untied.
Kallie: I'm aware. It's a choice.
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Amber: Settle a bet. What day is it?
Misty: Friday.
Amber: Friday! Well, well, well, none of us was right. This idiot thought it was Tuesday.
Jules: Sorry.
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Alex, opening the door to her room in Brooklyn House to find Kallie & Jules there: What are you guys doing here?
Kallie: Hey, what's it look like we're doing?
Alex: Um, breaking into my room and watching "Riverdale?"
Jules, eating candy: "Stranger Things".
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Jules: I got candy.
Alex: I don't want candy
Jules: I didn't get you candy. This candy is for me.
Alex: Then why did you tell me?
Jules: It's a conversation starter.
Alex: It's a horrible conversation starter
Jules: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Nyx: I wasn't THAT drunk.
Misty: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
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Nyx: I hate when people ask me what's the stupidest thing you've done. Like, bold of you to assume I've peaked.
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Amber: Sorry I'm late
Misty: What happened?
Amber: I just didn't want to come.
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Nyx: *bursts into the room, panicking*
Misty: What happened?
Nyx: NOBODY DIED!
Misty: ...
Misty: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT???
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Newt: I love you
Nyx: I love you more
Newt: I love you most
Nyx: I love you more than you love me
Misty: I'd love if you don't do this on the group chat
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Jules: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Misty: That's not how it works...
Amber: I'll get the oven started!
Jules: How about 4,000,000 for one second?!??
Misty: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE ENTIRE HOUSE DOWN
Jules: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF RA TO BAKE THESE SCONES!
Amber: DO IT!
Misty: NO-
//I'm still cleaning up that mess ~ Grandma Radish//
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Jules: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Misty: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Alex: Wait- WHAT?!
Misty: Goodnight, don't let Setne fight!
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Nyx: What are you doing?
Kallie: *playing video games* The dishes
Nyx: Was that a laser gun?
Kallie: No, just the initiates
Misty: BLOODY HELL-
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Misty: And this triangle is 90 degrees
Jules: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.
Misty: No because-
Kallie: *bursts in* BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
Misty: Gods hoover dammit.
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Misty: Hey Nyx, are you free this Friday at 8?
Nyx: Yeah...why?
Misty: Newt, are you free at Friday at 8?
Newt: Yes, I am
Misty: Good, cause I'm not. Enjoy your date!!! *winks*
Nyx: Did she just-
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Alex: It's impossible for the word 'bubbles' to sound threatening.
Jules: ...
[15 minutes later]
Amber: Can someone tell me why Jules has been screaming 'bubbles' on the roof angrily for the past 15 minutes?
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Jules: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Jules way.
Amber: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Jules: Yeah...but it's faster because it involves more sugar.
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Nyx: Here! Have a nice hot cup of coffee
Alex: It's cold.
Nyx: Nice cup of coffee
Alex: It tastes horrible!
Nyx: Cup of coffee...
Alex: What even is this stuff?
Nyx: ...cup?
