Nyx: Guyssssss, I found a way to get naturally high! Let's try it!
*five minutes later*
Jules: I don't get it. How does this make you taller?
//ACTUAL QUOTE FROM ME AND KALLIE'S ADMIN//
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Alex: Oh, look at that person over there.
Kallie, twitching from too much coffee: He's probably racist.
Alex: Why?
Kallie: Because he's blond.
//Again...actual quote. Full conversation:
Kallie's admin (who shall be referred to as 1): Wait, who's the guy who chose the African American lady as his vice president?
Me (2): Joe Biden?
1: He's probably secretly racist.
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because he's blond.
2: What the actual- there are so many things wrong with that statement. Starting with the fact that he's NOT BLOND!
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Misty: You're on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?
Nyx: Bash their brains in.
Jules: Propose.
Kallie: Bold of you to assume I'm on a date.
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*ordering cake over the phone*
"And what would you like the cake to say?"
Jules: *covers phone to ask Amber*
Jules: Do we want a talking cake?
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Jules: We need a plan. Okay, here's the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.
Jules, not sarcastically at all: *smirks* Yep, this is working!
Alex: Jules! Focus.
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Nyx: Alex, I messed up with Dad, big time.
Alex: Talk to him.
Nyx: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Alex: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Nyx: That's my plan to deal with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
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Person: I'm sorry, who is in charge here?
Alex: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest.
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Carter: That's it! You're all grounded! Alex, no reading. Misty, no Jaz. Nyx, no weapons. Amber, no chocolate. Jules, no sugar. Or kazoo. Kallie, no...
Carter: Gods, is there anything you love?
Kallie: Revenge.
Carter:
Carter: Alright then, no vengeance for you!
Kallie: I was going to say, "I'll get you for this!" But I guess that's off the table.
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Carter: Where is Jules?
Nyx, remembering that Jules got her head stuck in a tuba after Carter told her to leave it alone, and that she's supposed to cover for Misty and Shay as they work together to get Jules's head unstuck from the tuba: ...who's Jules?
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Misty: I'm so tired I could eat a horse.
Nyx: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Kallie: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Jules: I offend horses, identify me.
Shay: I think the real question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired?
Alex: Guys.
Alex: Go to sleep.
