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Sadie: Kallie is at that age when a girl has one thing on her mind.

Carter: ...

Carter: Boys?

Sadie: Homocide.


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Jules: I'm uncontrollable! I do whatever I want!

Misty: I'm calling Dad.

Jules: No, WAIT!


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Nyx, lying in bed: I can't sleep. What time is it?

Kallie: I don't know, hand me that guitar.

*Kallie plays guitar*

Alex, from another room: WHO IN THE NAME OF THOTH IS PLAYING GUITAR AT 2 AM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kallie: It's 2 AM.


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Jules: *grabs a random person* You're my best friend now!

Person:

Person: I've known you for two minutes.

Jules: Oops-

Jules:

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Jules:

Jules: You're one of my best friends now!


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Misty, picking Nyx and Amber up from the Titanic movie theater: So, why did you get kicked out?

Nyx: Amber was yelling diving scores as the people jumped of the boat.

Amber: That last guy had a solid 9!


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Jules: If one more monster attacks me, I'm going to eat sugar.

Nyx: Why do you say that?

Jules: Because a lot of monsters seem to have it in for me, and I love sugar!


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Kallie: We are NOT doing that! *switch to cameo of her doing that*


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Jules: *bursts through door* MY STOLEN COOKIES WERE STOLEN!


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Kallie: Jules, I'm in trouble with Dad. I need you to cover for me!

Jules: No problem!

*5 minutes later*

Carter: Hey, Jules. Have you seen Kallie?

Jules, panicking: Kallie? Who's Kallie? Kallie died 8 years ago!


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Misty: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Jules: That's deep.

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