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Jules: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Nyx: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.

Amber: I've recorded the dumb stuff.

Kallie: I've joined you in the dumb stuff.

Misty: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Alex: Let me see what you have.

Jules: A knife.

Alex: Okay have fun.

Misty: NO-

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Nyx: I'd die for you.

Amber: Then perish.

Alex: You will.

Jules: Please don't.

Kallie: Cool.

Misty: I'd die for you first.

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Kallie: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Kallie: *Aggressively throws water bottles*

Alex: Uh...

Nyx: She's trying to yell mental health and well being into us.

Kallie: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Misty: *Crying* It's working!

Also Misty: You had a lot of cake this time Kal...

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Misty: I'm gonna play a song for you.

Misty: It's called, "My life so far."

Misty: *Takes a deep breath and bangs on drum*

Misty: *High pitched* AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Nyx: A masterpiece. *Claps*

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Jules: Can I have please have more ice cream Misty?

Misty: What did Dad say?

Jules: He said no.

Misty: Then why would I let you?

Jules: He's not the boss of you.

Misty, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap!

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Amber, still awake at 3 am: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Misty, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:

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Amber: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?

Alex: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Amber: That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

~ All done by Misty with the help of Nyx.

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