VampiresAreSoAwesome - Bella
BellaIsSoHot- Edward
TakeMeShoppingOrDie - Alice
I'mNotEmo - Jasper
TroubleMaker - Emmett
BeautifulIAm - Rosalie
BreakThatLampAndDie - Esme
IAmDocterMan - Carlisle
SurrenderOrDie - Charlie
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter - Jacob
IHaveIssues - Paul
LoveIsSoLastYear - Leah
I'mNotGay - Embry
BabysitterWolf - Quil
QuilAwwwlHot - Claire
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#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Hey Bells. Wanna get a chocolate milkshake?
VampiresAreSoAwesome: NO!!!! I DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: I said milkshake.....
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Which INVOLVES MILK!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: I thought you liked milk....
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Not anymore. I don't like it now.
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because.
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because.
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because.
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?
VampiresAreSoAwesome: BECAUSE!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: WHY?!?!?!?!
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because I am partially lactose intolerant okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: No you're not
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Yes I am so stop bothering me about my disability!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: But you were drinking chocolate milk at my house yesterday.
VampiresAreSoAwesome: How do you know STALKER??!??!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Bells, you were at MY house. So you would've been STALKING ME.
VampiresAreSoAwesome: You know what? You are so insensitive to my feelings and allergies! GOOD DAY JACOB!
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Bye.
{1 day later....}
VampiresAreSoAwesome: I'm gonna go get a chocolate milkshake. Wanna come?
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Omigod.
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Is that a yes or a no?
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Yes I'll come with.
VampiresAreSoAwesome: Bye Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Bye Bella.
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