oh worm? || bnha x reader

30. the big three (part 2)

Hado:
OH AKSBSBCN YOU CAME IN FIFTH AT THE SPORTS FESTIVAL, RIGHT?

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
yes yes i did and i am very proud of that

omg omg can i tell you all about this really weird dream i had

Togata:
oooh yes let's hear this weird dream of yours

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
wait wait wait

(xxx-xxx-xxxx changed their name to jared 19 can't read)

(jared 19 can't read changed Hado's name to kawaii)

(jared 19 can't read changed Togata's name to bye bye bitch)

(jared 19 can't read changed Amajiki's name to sasuke)

jared 19 can't read:
okay now i can tell it

sasuke:
i

what

jared 19 can't read:
ANYWAY

so it was already weird to begin with because i had a sister who was 10 and my mother was a raw pepperoni slice

bye bye bitch:
what the hell

jared 19 can't read:
so basically we were really poor and had like no food or whatever

kawaii:
just eat your mother

jared 19 can't read:
JUST WAIT FOR THE STORY

aight so there was also this cute anime boy his name was jackson nishikawa

i don't think he exists i think i made him up in my mind as i was sleeping like wow i'm so talented

but like he was really mean to me in the dream but for some reason i loved him??

alright so one day me and him went to the movie theaters with some fake bitches from middle school idk why??

sasuke:
should i call a counselor for your mental health?

jared 19 can't read:
nah it's okay my dude i already have free therapy from drinking shampoo one time

kawaii:
what

jared 19 can't read:
nothing uh chile anyways so

we were at the movie theaters and i vividly remember being on a white balcony and the sky was gray before entering

fake bitch number one was like "ooh y/n who's this?" referring to cute anime boy aka jackson

and for some reason (even though cute anime boy was an absolute dickbag to me) i hugged him from behind and said "my boyfriend uwu"

and he just looked at me like "getoffofmeyourat"

bye bye bitch:
what did he look like

or do you not remember

jared 19 can't read:
omgoml he had brownish black hair but it was dyed red at the tips and he had dark gray blue eyes and his aesthetic was emo-grunge-it's-not-a-phase-mom-angry-angsty-teenager-i-hate-my-life