'Oh shit. This will be a trouble to explain'
So
In the morning
Issai and Naruto wake up at the same time, same house, and guess what, same bed. Issai stares at Naruto
Stare
Stare
Stare
Staaaaare
Blink
"Good morning" Naruto says calmly on the outside. He is panicking inside.
And then, Issai blushes deep red. "Soooo... Did we do it ?"
"No we did not do it "
"Awwwww." well... she actually sounded dissapointed.
"Damn it. I am not doing this right now" Naruto says. His eues change and then... "Sharingan " Issai goes with her eyes looking glazed. With her clothes if that is what u thinking about ya perv.
"To school we go" Naruto goes to school.
Normal day
........................................................................
He was just passing by and then he saw that Rias and her, what was it called again, Peerage were fighting
A guy with black wings?
Why is Issai there anyways?
So
He just hid and watched that Kiba guy mattering something to the old man. Kiba was a nicw guy in his opinion, he had fangirls like Sasuke but he actually noticed them and was at least not after reven-
"Valper Galilee, I will kill you and have my revenge!!! "
Fuck them, all. All pretty boys are cursed with revenge.
Well nothing interesting going on so he is going ba-
"I will rape then kill you all by myself "
He is going to destroy this bastard
"Hey jackass"
Kokabiel turns to him " Wha-"
Mini Bijjudama . It was about a centimetre -
"pffft like something like that could stop me"
And very,very,very,very like too much vey kablooe volatile and explosive
Kokabiel grab it and then
Coffin Dance Meme
Something just hit Naruto's brain and he shouts "Art is an expluusion"
Every one is just Da Fq
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Yin Yang
AdventureJoin Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze on his journey of life. Disclaimer I own only the plot. Inspirations from multiple stories (god bless the authors). Multi Anime Crossover.
