^ you assume it's a typo. but no.
PART 1/4
Class: *watching Life of Pi*
Pi: *kills a fish*
Me: *actually hears the fish talk*
Me: Did that fish just talk or am I losing it
PART 2/4
Me, on around 2 minutes of sleep per day since like 2015, and no coffee in my system for the past couple days: Is the tiger the dog or is the cat the dog
PART 3/3
Me: I haven't had a fish in coffee days and now i can hear the two talk
The teacher:
The teacher: *slowly backs away*
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Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At School BOOK 1
Random!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :) Also it gets better as you go along, bear with it!! Swear warning btw May have some mature themes But i dont wanna put the mature button...