Sleep deprivation (Parts 1/3/3)

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^ you assume it's a typo. but no.


PART 1/4


Class: *watching Life of Pi*

Pi: *kills a fish*

Me: *actually hears the fish talk*

Me: Did that fish just talk or am I losing it


PART 2/4


Me, on around 2 minutes of sleep per day since like 2015, and no coffee in my system for the past couple days: Is the tiger the dog or is the cat the dog


PART 3/3


Me: I haven't had a fish in coffee days and now i can hear the two talk

The teacher: 

The teacher: *slowly backs away*

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