Item description: A youtube video made by the youtuber PopularMMOs PatVsTheWorld. When described in any sense, it will cause all text written about it to turn white.
Date of Recovery:9/30/17
Location of Recovery:N/A
Current Status:Deleted.
Damn. -Pat █████
Item Description: A Teapot orbiting the sun.
Date of Recovery: 03-09-2003
Location of Recovery: Detected by the Foundation's Space Telescope ██████ for observing astronomical anomalies at coordinates + ██° ██' ██'' at █.██ au of distance from Earth.
Current Status: All non-foundation telescopes with capabilities of detecting the teapot are to be monitored. If the object is detected, all data about it should be deleted and class-A amnestics should be administrated to non-foundation civilians who observed the object.
Note: Sending a space mission to recover the object was deemed too costly and has been denied by the order of O5-█.
Item Description: A self-containing spatial-temporal paradox. Indescribable appearance.
Date of Recovery: All the time
Location of Recovery: Everywhere
Current Status: Not in containment, located in a standard locker.
Notes: I don't know what or when this thing is, but I think it isn't now. - Dr. Javlin
Item Description: A twelve-inch ruler that changes the length of whatever object it is measuring to exactly twelve inches. All other measurements of said object are changed proportionally.
Date of Recovery: █/██/15
Location of Recovery:████████ Middle School, ███████, Oregon
Current Status: Currently in Dr. Bright's possession In storage.
Notes: Please be advised that any researchers attempting to use this item to manipulate the length of a certain bodily extremity will be reassigned and severely reprimanded. Seriously, Bright. You're going to hurt yourself. - Dr. Brim
Item Description: Pots of paint, the pigment of which only visually stimulates the cone cells in the eye. This effect causes it to appear constantly dimly lit, and to become grey when viewed from any direction other than head-on. Further effects include headaches and eye-ache, after prolonged exposure.
Date of Recovery: 29/3/2017
Location of Recovery: █████, ████████
Current Status: Research is underway on utilising this AO as camouflage, and on synthesising larger amounts of the pigment. to be used for this purpose when free.
Notes: Interesting, this one. Somehow, the effect also works when the pigment is viewed through a photo. I've no idea how. - Dr. Hagemeister
Item Description: A CD with the song "Up in the Sky" by english rock band Oasis. When the line "before you start falling" plays, any objects not touching the ground in a 6 meter circle around the source of the music will immediately fall to the ground at a speed of 5.4 m/s. This effect extends to the end of the atmosphere.
Date of Recovery: 7/6/2017
Location of Recovery: Creation Records warehouse, █████, ██
Current Status: In storage, accessible if needed to recontain flying SCPs.
Item Description: An otherwise unknown subspecies of Pinus pumila (Siberian dwarf pine). The wood of this species functions as a superconducter, with a resistance of practically zero.
Date of Recovery: 9-13-1992
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED], Siberia
Current Status: Due to the species' isolated location and low population, only minimal containment is necessary. Currently, Outpost-18 of Site-███ has been set up to monitor the only known population.
Item Description: An ornate vase, which, when observed, slightly corrupts any medium containing information about it (This effect extends to memory). Scale of corruption is proportional with duration of viewing.
Date of Recovery: 15/11/2000
Location of Recovery: █████, ████████
Current Status: Currently in storage, in an opaque box.
Notes: At least twenty copies of this text are to be kept at all times. On the off chance that the vase is viewed, we can piece together the entry from the fragments of each copy.- Dr. Hagemeister
Item Description: A small wooden cup that is instantly filled with sulfuric acid if anyone within a 2 meter radius pronounces the words "Phillip is coming over from Spain." The cup does not seem to suffer any modifications by the substance.
Date of Recovery: ██-█-████
Location of Recovery: ██████, Portugal
Current Status: In storage within Site ██.
Notes: Following a series of incidents regarding our fellow colleague Phillip's transfer from Spanish site ██ and a significant amount of acid burns, of no one is to be allowed access to the wooden cup without explicit clearance from myself. - Dr. ███████
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Item Description: A slab of concrete engraved with the words: "Please step here on █/██/████ to prevent the apocalypse". The item itself currently posseses a hume reading of ██.█ but has no apparent effects on outside reality.
Date of Recovery: 3/05/2005
Location of recovery: Taken from a sidewalk in █████ Texas.
Current Status: In storage. Plans for testing of the item on █/██/████ have been approved.
Item Description: A CD containing a copy of Elvis Nightmare, which inexplicably makes users who play it travel to the nearest temple and undergo a year of religious fulfillment.
Date of Recovery: 05/08/2014
Location of Recovery: CD recovered from the bedroom of a Vatican Priest.
Current Status: In storage.
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Log Of Anomalous Items
Non-FictionThe SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity. It may be used as a resource should knowledge of these items...
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