Item Description: An otherwise unremarkable Bayliner Cierra Boat that attracts blood towards itself.
Date of Recovery: 2/24/20██
Location of Recovery: Guangxi, China.
Current Status: In Storage.
Item Description: A pair of macro-quantum entangled Jenga sets.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ███████ ████, ███ ████
Current Status: In storage; Site 15 Breakroom, Site 17 Breakroom
Item Description: A copy of Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, painted by an unknown artist. When looked at, the eyes of the woman in the painting appear to staring at whoever is looking at it. Multiple people in the room report that each person appears to be stared at simultaneously.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-2017
Location of Recovery: A yard sale in ██████, New Jersey.
Current Status: Hanging on the wall in a hallway at Site-19 for aesthetic purposes.
Item Description: A 3-year old female golden retriever dog, named Peachy, that meows and purrs like a cat instead of barking. Has 7 toes on each paw instead of the usual 4.
Date of Recovery: 2-28-2017
Location of Recovery: █████████ Animal Shelter, █████, Texas
Current Status: Site-19 psychiatric office, currently owned by Dr. █████ as a therapy dog for her patients.
Item Description: A Chinese-made AMR-2 anti-material rifle. When fired while loaded with ammunition, a red flag with the word "BANG" in uppercase letters will eject from the barrel. One round in the magazine will disappear after each "shot". "BANG" will always be written in the first language of the person who fired the shot.
Date of Recovery: █-█-2017
Location of Recovery: █████, China
Current Status: Site-19, in storage; available for personnel to use at the Site-19 firing range upon request.
Item Description: A piece of paper that show stylized logo of various GoI in purple ink, logo and style changing every three months.
Date of Recovery: 12/30/2016
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]
Current Status: Framed in Site-88 hallway.
Item Description: An indestructible █████ brand camera tripod. Human beings approaching this object develop an urge to physically assault the item until they are exhausted. Additionally, any electronic devices possessing speakers brought within 5 meters of the object will spontaneously begin to play Megadeth's "Tornado of Souls" at ██dB, regardless of whether or not the device is charged.
Date of Recovery: 5 May 2017
Location of Recovery: ████'s Camera Shop, ██████, Arizona.
Current Status: Kept for recreational purposes in Site-45.
Item Description: An elevator cab. Any acceleration the cab experiences is directly applied to all contents of the cab; this acceleration is thus undetectable from the cab's interior.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██
Location of Recovery: ███████, Beijing.
Current Status: Under study at Site-██.
Item Description: A REALLY COOL ROCK! I MEAN THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME ROCKS I HAVE EVER SEEN! IN FACT IT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! Item is in fact a small rock that when someone touches or picks up believes the rock to be the "coolest" thing ever. This is still in effect after the person stops touching it. Other than this it seems to be a normal rock.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: Was found by Dr.███████ while studying SCP-████, after some study it was found to not be connected to SCP-████.
Current Status: ON THE RADDEST DESK OF THE AMAZING DR.███████, BECAUSE HE FOUND IT AND THEREFORE IS THE COOLEST PERSON!
Item Description: A number of common handkerchiefs which, when placed inside one's trousers' pocket will rid the subject of cold, flu, and symptoms of rhinitis.
Date of Recovery: 19-05-1996
Location of Recovery: Was found in Tavor, Czech Republic, after half of the town recovered from the early onsets of an outbreak of pneumonia.
Current Status: Conserved in a locker at Site-██, since extended medical research has been deemed not cost-effective for the Foundation.
Item Description: A case for an ███████ model phone. When applied to the phone of the appropriate model, the screen will become intensely sensitive to any form of contact. As much as a small drag of a fingernail along the phone, top to bottom, could cause major damage to both the screen and the internals.
Date of Recovery: 10-04-201█
Location of Recovery: ████████, Virginia.
Current Status: In storage.
Notes: The removal process almost put a hole completely through the phone... I better not see this case on anyone's phone around here, consensual or not. - Dr. ██████
Item Description: An average USB flash drive that, when attempts are made to insert it into a computer, will always be inverted as to prevent itself from being plugged in.
Date of Recovery: 12-09-201█
Location of Recovery: ███████ County Library, Florida
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: The website, "whatwouldhappenifiwasshot.███". When accessed, it generates an accurate 3D model of the user, which can then be "shot" by clicking on any part of the body.
Date of Recovery: 07-01-2017
Location of Recovery: N/A. Discovered following a Reddit post on the "todayilearned" sub-forum.
Current Status: Domain blocked from all major internet service providers.
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Log Of Anomalous Items
Non-FictionThe SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity. It may be used as a resource should knowledge of these items...
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