The StarClan Show: How they REALLY died! 2

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Bluestar: Welcome back to the StarClan Show, where we talk to leaders about getting their 9 lives!
Audience: *silence*
Cloudfall: *cuts a hole through the studio wall right next to the door with a chainsaw and steps through* She means talk to dead peeps about how they really died!
Audience: *massive applause*
*Spottedleaf falls through the ceiling*
Spottedleaf: Wha? Why am I here, and why is my name not interesting! I mean, there are SO MANY spotted leaves out there!
Swanfeather: IKR! I mean, have you ever seen a swan without feathers?
*hi-fives*
Cloudfall: Spottedleaf, how did you REALLY die?
Spottedleaf: *looks shifty* w-w-well, I was killed by Clawface, of course!
Clawface: WHAT? I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: *shuffles around* Yes you d-d-did. I saw you!
Clawface: I WAS EATING BACON!
Cloudfall: *shoves ham in Spottedleaf's ear*
Spottedleaf: What was that?
Cloudfall: A lie detector. Duh. NOW, DID CLAWFACE KILL YOU?
Spottedleaf: Uh... yes.
Cloudfall: THE HAM SAYS NO!
Audience: *gasp*
Spottedleaf: FINE! I was eating a cookie, and I choked on it, and I tried to swallow some herbs, but I was so panicked I couldn't see which herbs I picked, and I picked....
Cloudfall: *whispering* tension!
Spottedleaf: ....deathberries.
Audience: Ooooooooohhh!
Cloudfall: *doubled over lying on the ground making funny noises*
Spottedleaf: *shocked* Are you kitting?
Cloudfall: *looks up and is laughing to hard to breathe* Oh... My... StarClan... LAWL THAT IS THE BEST FAIL EVER!
Spottedleaf: Are you.... okay?
Cloudfall: BLEEEEEEEEECK!!! *passes out*
Spottedleaf: OMG SHE PASSED OUT!!!
Jayfeather: *picks her up and carries away*
Bluestar: *shrugs* I guess she laughed to hard. Well ,that's all folks, goodbye!
Swanfeather: *drops the camera* DANG-

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