Naming ceremony

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Cloudfall: ALL YOU HAM SOCKS GET YOUR BIG FAT BUTTS UNDER THE PURPLE BANANA TO HEAR SOME STUFF!
WaffleClan: *assemble underneath highrock*
Cloudfall: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME NEW NAMES YAY!
Shinypaw: Jeez! We can hear you! *looks into river* Ooh! Shiny face!
Cloudfall: Shinypaw, you are called Shinyface now.
Shinyface: Kay.
Cloudfall: Spoonpaw?
Spoonpaw: Spoons.
Cloudfall: You're called Spoonshine.
Spoonshine: Spoons.
Cloudfall: Hyperpaw?
Hyperpaw: Oohmyturnyay!
Cloudfall: You can he Hypermouth.
Hypermouth: Yaymymouthishyper!
Cloudfall: And lastly, Failpaw?
Failpaw: *falls through the ceiling* EPIC FAIL!
Cloudfall: You are called Failjump. Kay?
Failjump: EPIC FAIL!
Cloudfall: WAFFLECLAN! PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER FOR SHINYFACE, SPOONSHINE, HYPERMOUTH AND FAILJUMP!
WaffleClan: *throw glitter at potaytaytoes*
Cloudfall: YAY GLITTEH!

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