Tac Cloudi: MUUUUUURRR *smashes the camp*
Shinyface: *down in the shelter* we have to do something!
Roseflight: We can't let her smash WaffleClan!
Glitterwings T-T
Shinyface: What happened?
Glitterwings: I left my phone!
Shinyface: Few. Good thing I remembered my Nokia- *stops* *goes pale*
Roseflight: At least I have my- *stops* *pales*
LOLkit: LOL u guys r unlcky. i alwys kep my fone strpped to my ba- *stops*
All: *pale*
Shinyface: My-my Nokia! And my iPod 5!
Roseflight: My 3DS!
LOLkit: mi fone omg
All: WE WANT OUR DEVICES!
*smash the shelter*
Tac Cloudi: *turns* MUUURRR?
All: *morph into a huge mess of cats* GAAAARRRRRRR! *attack*
Firestar: *commentating* And the epic boss fight begins!
All the normal clans: *grab popcorn and 3D glasses*
Firestar: Tac Cloudi uses Katana Kick, but the Wafflinator use Cellphone Crash! TC is stunned for a moment, but regains herself and uses a violent Waffle Whack, to which the Wafflinator responds to with a Texting Tackle! TC uses Spoon Spin! The Wafflinator uses Social Media Stick! Llama Rama! Blog Blast! Grape Grip! Lumia Lock, followed by a swift Screen Scream and a Nintendo Knock! TC staggers, confused, as The Wafflinator-
Greystripe: *punches* Shush! Let me show you how to do it.
The Wafflinator takes a few steps back. Is it retreating? This crazily strong and brave mish-mash of cats gone insane for need of Internet can't give up against the terrifying beast that was once Cloudfall! Our kits, our lives, our future will all be destroyed by this creature! They can't give up! Wait! They're regrouping themselves! But TC has realised, and she is coming! They both run, weapons at the ready, and-
*BOOOOOOOOOM BIG FLASHY LIGHT BANG BANG POP SMASH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Cloudfall: *wakes* Ugh...... What happened?
The Wafflinator: *melts back into WaffleClan*
Cloudfall: Oh. Tac Cloudi took over.
Roseflight: ....... Possibly? *sarcasm*
Cloudfall: I'm sorry guys. I was upset about missing Waffle Day. I love waffles, but I love *bites lip* I love..... *tears up* ....... I love my friends even more.
All: *vomiting rainbows in cheesyness* aww! BLECK BLECK BLECK. Aww! BLECK BLECK BLECK.
Shinyface: *wipes mouth* So you're ok with missing Waffle Day?
Cloudfall: Yeah.
Shinyface: Why?
Cloudfall: Well, every day's a waffle day, so why need a special one? And plus, I have a suprise, which I will reveal in the next chapter!
Shinyface: But you love throwing parties! Why can't you do a late one?
Cloudfall: I already said, we don't need to celebrate waffle day this year.
Shinyface: B-b-but......
Cloudfall: Because I'm so busy planning for NEXT YEAR!
All: *groan*
Glitterwings: *whispering* She'll miss it again, won't she?
Roseflight: Yep, she misses it every year.
Happy extremely late Waffle Day! Sorry for the cheesyness of this chapter DX
And a very happy birthday to Shinyface! I may not be on this weekend because Shineh and Me and Blueh and some other friends are going camping. Yay!
Bye!
-Cloudeh da Wuffle Cat
DUN DUN DUH!
DUN DUN DUH!
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