Cloudfall: Hey guys!
Firestar: Oh hai *reading a book*
Cloudfall: Guess what?
Firestar: *sighs* What now?
Cloudfall: ISH MA BURFDAY!
Firestar: Oh *goes back to reading*
Cloudfall: Oh...kay......
AT LE WAFFLECLAN
Cloudfall: *jumps onto Space Unicorn, flies up to highwaffle, licks a banana and clears throat* hem, hem!
Bluemoon: AGH ITS UMBRIDGE!
Shinyface: Potterhead over here...
Bluemoon: DONT MAKE ME DO LINES, UMBRIDGE! YOU'LL RUIN MY BOOTIFUL FUR!
Shinyface: *facewaffles* *eats waffle*
Cloudfall: *deep breath* ALL YOU PURPLE WAFFLE PENCILS WHO DO NOT WISH TO BE OBLITERATED WITH THE MAJESTICAL POWERS OF ME, GRAND HIGH FABULOUS LEADER OF WAFFLECLAN, THEN GET YOUR FAT BOOTIES UNDER THE FANCY WAFFLE WHICH WE CALL HIGHWAFFLE TO HEAR SOME WORDS WHICH MEAN THINGS AND STUFF!
All: *slide in doing jazz hands, apart from Bluemoon, who is still crying*
Cloudfall: I have a speshul announcement to make!
Shinyface: AGAIN????????
Cloudfall: Yesh. It is my birthday!
WaffleClan: Kay that's cool. *slide out doing jazz hands*
Cloudfall: :(
IN LE DARK FOREST...
Cloudfall: *kicks leaf* *kicks acorn* *kicks brick*
Paw: *le breaks*
Cloudfall: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Brokenstar: Hello, friend!
Cloudfall: :_(
Brokenstar: Come to Moonpool with me!
Cloudfall: *cries into a waffle*
Brokenstar: *drags away*
IN LE STARCLAN...
ThunderClan: Oh hai
RiverClan: Oh hai
WindClan: Oh hai
ShadowClan: Oh hai
StarClan: Oh hai
SkyClan: Oh hai
BloodClan: Oh hai
Dark Forest: Oh hai
WaffleClan: Oh hai
All: *go back to reading*
Cloudfall: I'm so sad that the world has died :_(
Shinyface: Yeah how the even heck are we all here?
Firestar: THERE'S A THING CALLED MOONPOOL, STRANGE FLUFFY SHE-CAT!
Shinyface: Oh yeah.
Cloudfall: Are you planning a surprise party or something?
Roseflight: Uh... NO *hits over head with a brick*
AFTER LE GAINING CONCIOUSNESS...
Cloudfall: *suddenly comes to life* I WASNT UNCONCIOUS, DUMB WRITER!
Sorry...
AFTER LE SHORT SPACE OF TIME IN WHICH CLOUDFALL IS BEING HIT CONSTANLY OVER THE HEAD BY BRICKS...
Cloudfall: Ouch! Can you make it less painful?
Fine...
AFTER LE SHORT SPACE OF TIME IN WHICH CLOUDFALL IS BEING CONSTANTLY HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A MARSHMALLOW...
Cloudfall: Thank you! Now, on with the spoof!
All: *silent*
Cloudfall: I SAID ON WITH THE SPOOF!
Firestar: What... oh! *whispers* 3...2...1...
All: SURPRIIIIISSSEEEE!
Cloudfall: YAY! I KNEW IT!
Sky: *rains taco and references*
Cloudfall: YAY! LOGIC HAS BEEN BROKEN!
Firestar: *dragging a she-cat kittypet by the collar*
Kittypet: *struggling* NOOO!
Firestar: Come ON!
Kittypet: I don't WANNA!
Cloudfall: *ultimate shocked face* JEWEL?!?!?!?!?!
*dun dun duh*
Jewel: Happy birthday you stupid freak! *tosses tiny present at Cloudfall then runs away* oh, and just so you know, I GOT YOU AN ACORN. BE GRATEFUL.
Cloudfall: *unwraps* AN IPAW TOUCH? WHOAAAAA!!!!!
Jewel: *looks at bank statements* WHAT? NO!
Cloudfall: *sees pile of presents* YESH! But before I carefully open these grateful gifts, I would like to say something to all of you.
*silence*
Cloudfall: There. *attacks pile*
All: o.e
Cloudfall: YAY! BIRTHDAY MAGIC! But seriously, I have something to say to you guys. Thank you so much for 100 followers and almost 3k reads! You are all amazing! Thank you soooooo much! And also thank you Jewel (and Firestar xD) for my iPaw! Which I will probably demolish very soon. Also, thank you to RiverClan for buying me my own private spa with a hotub and everything! And WindClan for the diamond-studded collar! And ShadowClan for my Waffleus 9999 Gold! And StarClan for the roller coaster! And SkyClan for the jetpack! And the Dark Forest for the torch made out of pure silver! And BloodClan for the... first aid kit?
Scourge: >:3
Cloudfall: AAAAAAND ThunderClan for a private cinema! How much money did you guys spend?
Firestar: I don't wanna know...
Cloudfall: And I have one final, FINAL thing to say.
All: *listen eagerly*
Cloudfall: Nah screw this *derps away on Leslie*
A/N wow... that was long. 642 words?
My name has now been changed!
-Cloudfall_Sweg
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Waffle Cats (warrior cats spoofs)
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