Bluestar: Hey, this isn't meant to be about how we really died! It's meant to be about....
Cloudfall: We don't care.
Bluestar: *sigh* >:( Anyway, how did you really die, Snowkit?
Snowkit: Well..... *shuffles around uncomfortably*
Bluestar: It's okay, there's no pressure.
Cloudfall: *slams hammer on a desk* ANSWER THE QUESTION! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS STARTING NOW!
Snowkit: Well.... I wanted some bacon, but there was none in the fresh-kill pile, so I went to a bacon factory. I ate all the bacon, then saw one more piece in a little glass box. There was a size that I thought I could get through....
Bluestar: But because you ate so much bacon, you didnt fit, got stuck and died?
Snowkit: No! I rode a llama into lawnmower land and was eaten by a mutant leaf.
Bluestar: o.e
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Waffle Cats (warrior cats spoofs)
FanfictionCloudfall and WaffleClan are back! XD If you haven't read the first book, GO BACK AND READ IT. Read it? Good. WaffleClan are crazier than ever! (If that's possible!!!) •Date Fails •Funny Phonecalls •Rants •Waffles •Shows •Diary entries •Cat's thoug...
