--Kris perspective--
If you don't know me I'm m to tha b, coming on hard you bett-
I gently turned off the alarm
I got out of bed and drank a 500ml bottle of ice cold water, and I open my wardrobe
I put on my grey jeans, my avengers t shirt, and fuck it, just for old times sake, shoved on the green and yellow sweater I had worn every day of high school, except every April fools where I wore blue and purple instead
I chuckled to myself thinking of old times, how easy it was how calm it was
I head for the bathroom when all of a sudden, I trip on my shrek boxset
There was a gaping hole in my forehead practically waterfalling blood out
I held my finger over it and navigated to the bathroom sink cupboard, where I put a plaster over the injury
No problem
I sat down on the toilet, just because it was the nearest seat and thought
Really?
I'm really seeing these people?
9 years on?
Is Susan still a cunt?
Is George still as pretty?
Pretty?
That's not the word I'd use,
Beautiful?
No, both of those had too much an elegance to them
It's a more down to earth, kind of "you look great but not really like a model more of a kind of you look like the sort of person with the traits I admire" sort of a look
Cute.
That's what I meant.
Cute...
...
...
SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT KRISTOFER
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
Goodness, that was a little aggressive
Worked though
Hmm
Maybe I should start being more aggressive to myself
No
That's more stress than it's worth
I walked down and made two slices of toast and a cup of tea
As I was pouring the tea, the toast popped up, shocking me and spilling burning hot liquid down me
I fell to the ground in recoil, with the kettle in my hand spilling more across my face and neck
I verbally scream in terror
Fuck
That hurt a bit
First the cut now this
Bad morning
I'm not going to leave a good first impression on how far I've come
You know, I don't care
I always was the "show up with a plaster and burn mark and think nothing of it" kid
And I guess that's still who I am
I ate, drank and walked out of the house and round to the boulevard with the bus stop
I saw an ad for some online store on it with a weird URL, memeulous.shop...
I've never seen a .shop domain, and the name memeulous sounds familiar
Who do I know who's associated with memes
I mean George did make that hilarious Harry Potter parody, but I think he went by memetastic
That must be what I'm remembering
I don't know this memeulous guy
I caught the bus which was playing Beatles music
I wouldn't make note of this, but this crafty mother fucker driving was playing a version that looped around at the second hey Jude to the first one at the start of the song
It kept going, and drove me mad
When I got out, I explained the event to the concerned driver who saw a grown adult he doesn't recognise bing dropped off at a school
I simply walked in
Where this newfound confidence came from I have no clue
It sure wouldn't stay
DU LIEST GERADE
Enigma: Memeulous X Kris deltarune X master chief X jesus
FanfictionTwo contrasting mornings with contrasting reactions culminate in a meeting ten years in the making. However, George and Kristofer were not ready for the events of that day, and the results that developed from them