The very next day...
Oooh, I shall dig a big doggy hole and live like a mole!
I even have a song, come on now sing along with me!
A one, a two, a one two, three-four; Diggy, diggy, doggy, dog-dog digs, all day working on the Briggs, I'll dig myself free, and be a big dogg----
"BELLE WHAT AN EARTH ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT DIGGING HOLES IN THE LAWN? BELLE COME HERE THIS INSTANT!"
Oh cheese! One of my masters sounds real mad this time...
"Belle you're a bad dog, you're having a time out, now get on your bed!"
This is top dog Mr.Boss Master father of the house. Not even the eyes work on him, I must sit here and reflect on my bad deeds. He did tell me not to dig, but I forgot! Being a dog is super hard ya' know, it's not my fault my memory lasts up to eight minutes or I have a big nose that just happens to poke someones bottom!
Humans will never understand, that's why I'm writing this book.
I just hope my masters don't see it!
AHHH! IT'S THE CAT! What is he doing, oh, that crafty feline he's at it again. Stealing the bacon off the counter top, it looks rather hot though.
I hear Mr.Kitty now:
"MEEEEEEEW!"
I was right, oh, yes! He's dropped the bacon on the floor, and he's ran away yay me!
I shall enjoy this- what is that I hear?
"BELLE! SO YOU'RE THE ONE STEALING MY LUNCHES!"
(That crafty feline has done it again, I'm the one getting in trouble for his bad deeds, again.) Master no, I was framed. Forgive meeeee!
"I got you this new toy squeaky ball, as you've been bad I shall have to put it away until you're a good dog."
NOOO!
MASTER PLEASE, I WANT THE BALL, PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
"Belle stop making a commotion!"
My masters are evil sometimes. Why can't I eat bacon? Or chocolate cake? So what if it's bad for me. It's bad for them too!
"Belle, Belle it's time for a walk!"
One of my other masters has rescued me! My chariot awaits, I get to go in the car today!
"Belle we are going to the beach today!"
MY FAVOURITE PLACE YES!
Oh cheese! I GOTTA PEE! I'M SO EXCITED! I must run outside now! Oooh, sniff, sniff, sniff. Behind the pine tree, this spot is perfect. Now if you wouldn't mind, I would like some privacy...
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Big Nose Problems
HumorYou know the saying; it's a dog's life you live! Well what does that really mean? People think you it easy? Perhaps not; dogs have problems too! Join the adventures of Belle. A three year old Doberman; with a very big nose, and see the problems t...
