Road Trip With The Misfits

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PART 1

"G'day Molly" Mason basically shouted as he shoved a camera in my face.
"Fuck off cunt, I just woke up" I said to him as I trudged to the living room with a bag full of my stuff. I put it in a pile with everyone else's stuff and went to sit of the sofa. I crossed my legs and leaned back.
"alright guys, I've rented an RV for us, it's bigger than the last one because we have everyone coming." Cam said to us and then spoke up again.
"Okay, sleeping arrangements, the two girls, Molly and Tobi, you two get the bunk beds, Mason, Matt and Jay get the big bed and Swagger and I will stay on the couch beds." he told us and we nodded. I yawned and then checked the time on my phone. 4:19am.
"Oh shit!" I shouted and then ran to my room to get a lighter and ran back down. I ran into the kitchen, skidded over the floor just to get to my bong and then I took a hit. They all looked at me weird but then I simply said
"oh, it's 4:20"and they all just nodded
"why are we leaving so early anyway?" Matt asked
"because, it's gonna be a long ass road trip" Cam said as he stood up
"why are you trusting Mason to record?" I asked
"Oi, listen here cunt, I'm great at recording" he defended
"is that why the lens is pointed right at my boobs?" I asked
"it's not pointed at your boobs it's pointed at..."
"Her boobs?"
"Yeh" he said looking down and moving the camera away. Tobi came over to me and put her arms in front of me, trying to cover as much as she could.
"keep it PG children!" she shouted
"alright, old beans wife" Swagger shouted as he got up and picked up his bag. Everyone else went to pick up their bags as well and then walked outside to see the RV. It was quite a lot bigger than last time.

When we got in, Jay said"Wow, this bigger then my house" in his ainsley voice

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When we got in, Jay said
"Wow, this bigger then my house" in his ainsley voice.
"really Ainsley?" I asked, playing along
"yes, I live in cardboard box because my 3 wives left with my children and my money" he said which made us all laugh
"Tobs, top or bottom?" I asked
"umm... I'd probably say I'm a top"
"no I mean which bunk do you want, top or bottom?"
"oh, bottom" she said. I threw my bag onto the top bunk and went to sit down. Everyone put their bags where they was staying apart from Swagger and Cam.
"Where shall we put ours because we have to sit over there for now" Swagger asked
"Just put them on my bunk" I told them and they nodded and threw them up.
"how about we get some breakfast" Cam suggested
"From where?" Mason asked.
"Maccas, obviously"
"ooo yeh, let's get a Maccas breakfast"
Cam climbed over the front seats to get to the drivers seat where as Tobi just got out and walked around.

Mason pointed the camera to Cam and Tobi and said
"Old Bean and his wife, back at it again" he then pointed it to Swagger and I because we was sat next to each other at the table and then said
"The Beans are blissfully unaware that Baby Bean and Helmet Boy are secretly sleeping with each other"
"They better not be!" Cam shouted in his 'dad' voice. I just picked up a random magazine that was in the RV and hid our faces behind it.
"woah! You better put down that magazine right now young lady!" he shouted again while looking through the rear view mirror. I laughed and then put it down and we both tried to make ourselves look suspicious by being fidgety and darting our eyes back and forth. Mason started talking in a presenter voice and said
"How is Baby Bean going to tell her parents that she's pregnant with his child? How are they going to react? Will Ainsley ever get to see his children again? Find out all this and more on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!" we all laughed and Matt spoke up
"Where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"I don't know, I just though of it" Mason said, setting down the camera.
"He's lying, he thinks about it every night and writes it down in his little pink notebook he keeps under his pillow" Swagger said
"Damn, I've been busted" Mason said and we all laughed.
"Alright cunts we're here, I'm getting us all the same." Cam said and then opened his door.
"Why are you getting out?" Mason asked.
"Because the RV is too big to fit in the drive thru so we have to go inside" he told him and then shut the door before anyone else could talk.
"I'm guessing by 'we' he means me as well" Toby groaned and then got out. I looked around, getting to know the place a bit better and I saw Matt just looking at me.
"What?"
"Are you two... Actually sleeping together?" he asked
"no, I actually have standards thank you very much" I said as a joke but Swagger looked offended.
"You could do a lot worse than sleeping with Swagger" Mason said as he sat down in front of us at the table.
"I guess you're right, I could be sleeping with you" I said to Mason and everyone 'ooo'd
"Here Molly, I have a question for you but you have to answer honestly" Jay said as him and Matt came over from the bed and sat on the couch that was to the right of the table.
"who out of the misfits would you actually sleep with" Jay asked. I looked around at everyone to see them all looking at me.
"you're all giving off really fucking creepy vibes" I said to them
"but if I had to choose I'd say Tobi" I told them. I would sleep with Tobi but I didn't want to say the first person who sprung into my mind. They all looked at me with wide eyes.
"what?"
"Molly... Are you a lesbian?" Jay asked
"no I'm Pansexual..." I said
"really?! Why didn't you tell us?" Swagger asked
"no one asked" I just shrugged. Before any of them could say anything else, Toby and Cam came back. They passed out the food and we all ate.

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