TROUBLE

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Santana's Pov

I woke up to Mercedes's fat ass slapping me, and i was like "bitch what" i looked around and nobody was there when i had finally opened my eyes. "bitch where is everybody the fuck?" mercedes said "bitch the class is over, you bear, and your girlfriend and your friends are waiting for yo ugly ass outside." i went outside and told these bitches (Bakugo and Deku) "nigga the fuck y'all doing waiting for me outside for? i understand Brittany cause she's my girlfriend, but y'all ..."Bakugo replied and said "Because we wanted to damn Shut up." Brittany just laughed and then looked at me and gave me a kiss on the cheek and i smiled. they all went home except me because that fat ass ugly ass maldita gorda teacher gave me detention for sleeping in class. that room STANK like dead animal. I asked to go to the bathroom but i was gonna try to sneak out of detention. i walked around the school and my dumbass was walking by glee club. Mr. Shue saw me and he asked me "santana, aren't you supposed to be in detention?" i said "no the fuck" but his bald head ass didn't believe me and he took me back to detention. his ugly ass told me that he was gonna tell sue like Okay bitch. when Mr. Shue left he came back with Sue and can you believe this bitch kicked me out the cheerios??? fucking maldita gorda. i got mad and i yelled out "okay nigga at least I don't have a boy haircut!" Sue had her mouth wide open and i was laughing BITCH.

After esa maldita gorda kicked me out of the cheerios, i walked inside my stank ass house. my grandma was yelling at me in spanish and i said "callate porque tu no tienes sejas coño" she slapped me but i just rolled my eyes at her and went to my room. i closed the door, grabbed my vape and turned on my computer. i called brittany through facetime and i added the two fags. then i added mercedes, and we all said "HAAAAYYY" and then i started smoking. then my ugly ass no eyebrows having ass Grandma walked in and she said "SANTANA LOPEZ PORQUE TU ESTAS HACIENDO COSAS DE EL DIABLO?" Mercedes and the two niggas started dying, and they were yelling "MATALA!!" and then Mercedes was like "beat her ass!" and then Brittany said "shut the fuck up she might actually get dragged in the call" my ugly ass Grandma hung up and she took my computer, my ps4, and my tv away. maldita gorda.

*NEXT MORNING*

Santana's Pov

I got up from my ugly ass bed and THANK GOD it was Thursday, one step closer to friday. I got ready for School and I put on a sexy outfit cuz yas i'm Sexy. I went to school and met up with Brittany, Bakugo, the green haired twink, and Mercedes. then they all asked me, "Santana why you hung up last night?" they were all laughing i slapped the two niggas. and Mercedes was laughing at them. i hit Mercedes and said "What's so funny, War tank?" then Mercedes was talking bout sum "okay girl that got her ass beat on the facetime call" after she said that, Brittany, Bakugo, and Deku started laughing so hard.

Puck's Pov

I was walking around with Finn and I saw Santana with the two new kids and Brittany. i had weed, so i went up to them and asked them "omg haayyy i have weed do y'all want some?" they all looked at me and said "yes the fuck." then we got to the stank ass class. we grabbed paper, regular paper cause we too broke for that dutch paper thingy. we rolled a blunt and Mercedes wanted to take the first hit. so i passed the blunt to her and she took a big ass hit from that shit. Santana was like "damn girl why you take so much weed for, that stomach already big as hell" and then Brittany said "girl you finna explode" and then Deku was "girl you a whole ass grenade" and then all of us started laughing. we passed the blunt around until that shi was almost gone. we were all high as hell bra. Santana and Brittany were making out, Mercedes was laughing at the wall wit me, and the other niggas were on TikTok and they was dying. i saw that Rachel, Finn, and Quinn approached us. they asked us for some weed. i rolled two more blunts and gave it to them. they sat down and started smoking that shit. Artie and Mr. Schue walked in and we hid that shit SO FAST. Artie was asking all of us if we were high and then Santana said "why do you care crip?" we all started laughing and said no. and Mr. Schue didn't believe us so he looked at our eyes and Santana and me were looking at eachother, trying not to laugh. Mr. Schue walked away and said "you guys better not be high" and we just nodded our heads cause girl nu uh.

Santana's Pov

After that, we was just talking and before we knew it the ugly ass class was over. we walked out and then Puck was like "omg i'm gonna throw a Party cause my parents are out of town for the week, and there's gonna be a lot of sexy people that don't go here, y'all niggas wanna come?" we all looked at eachother and was like "yes the fuck of course." then i told Puck "there better be alcohol you retard." Puck nodded his head and was like "i'm not boring duh fuck." i laughed at his retarded ass. i went ahead and asked "when is it?" Puck then said "it's today." i gasped and punched his shoulder "why didn't you tell me sooner,you retard?" he said "oww! because you didn't ask estupida."

Me, Sam, Brittany, and, the Two twinks went home to get our clothes and we met back at mercedes' house to change. i was knocking on the door and then her fatass opened it. we all walked inside the house, and i told mercedes "girl yo house stank!" everyone started laughing and she looked back at me and said "girl you sure that isn't you?" i looked at her and said "gur don't play with me i know how i smell like, and i DO NOT smell like farts and cigarettes." she rolled her eyes and i started laughing, then we went to mercedes' smelling room.