Groovy Baby ~That 70s show Steven Hyde story

Thirty-nine

"Poor Mr. Cooper." Fez said while Hyde and Eric were stifling a laugh. Lana just sat there confused

"No, Fez. I think what he's trying' to say is...the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat." Hyde said.

"The weasel wouldn't pop." Eric added

"The alphabet soup never spelled 'go." Hyde said, Lana finally realized what they were talking about and wished she left with Donna, "Eww!" she said in disgust

"Okay! All right! Enough!" Kelso yelled embarrassed

"Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people...but they never raised a barn." Eric added

"Forman, man, that was awesome." Hyde said

"Hey. It just came to me."

"Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants." Fez said understanding what was happening

Kelso whimpers, "Okay! You guys, this is not funny! This is, like, a nightmare."

"Yes. Eric, stop teasing." Fez said, "Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you...and that I am sorry...you are not a man!"

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Kitty, Red, Eric, and Lana sat around the dinner table. Lana was kinda happy that Eric was leaving this weekend cause that was one less person to bother Lana and Hyde when they wanted some alone time.

"So, looks like I'm gonna spend the weekend with Kelso-tutor him in math." Eric said causally

"Really." Red questioned

"Hmm." Kitty said raising her eyebrow. Red had Eric sit on a chair in front of him and Kitty. Lana sat on the counter watching them interrogate Eric.

"So, you're allegedly tutoring Kelso in math." Red said walking behind Eric

"Yes, sir." Eric said

"Are you good in math?" Kitty asked

"What's the square root of"x"?" Red asked suddenly

"Um, I really can't answer that" Eric said

"Aha!"

"No. See, "X" is a variable, so until you define its parameters...the only possible answer is a variable-or "x" if you prefer."

Kitty and Red looked over to Lana, "Is that right?"

"Sounds good." Lana nodded

"Will Michael's parents be home?" Red asked Eric

"Yes."

"Are they as dumb as he is?"

"I can't lie. Yes,. Yes, they are." Eric answered honestly

"Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb." Red nodded

"So, I can go?" Eric asked

"You can go, but I'll be watching the news." Red said, "And if anything is vandalized...or explodes...or catches on fire...'x" is gonna equal me kicking your ass."

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Fez and Hyde were in the Forman's kitchen the next day, "Okay. I'm gonna sneak some beer outta the fridge. You go be lookout." Hyde said to Fez