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Halloween 2.0

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The gang was downstairs watching the Hitchcock Halloween Movie Marathon. Everyone was pretty bored, not really knowing what to do. Eric was annoyingly playing with his 'supernal' 

"Boo!" Fez yelled coming in through the door. Dress in fish nets, a leotard, and pearls.

"Damn it, Fez!" Kelso groaned because he spilled his drink on himself, "Oh! Damn, Fez!" he said looking at Fez's outfit

"Fez, what the hell are you doing?" Donna asked

"Yeah, I don't know if you know this... but you're dressed like a girl." Kelso said, "And not a nice girl."

"Think he looks fabulous" Lana said defending her friend

"Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt." Fez said, "You look stupid."

"Yeah. Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you Please, Please toss Fez a Pair of Pants?" Eric asked when Kelso was changing his shirt

"No I have a skirt in the dryer that would go perfect with those fish nets," Lana suggested

"No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Fez explained, "You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my... rock-hard ass." he said turning so everyone could get a good look

"Fez, put it away or take it outside." Donna said getting up,"So, Eric, do you wanna get out of here? Do something fun for Halloween?"

" I do!" Fez yelled

"I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends," Kelso complained, "Not only do I have to wear a suit...but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before.

" Uh, Kelso-" Lana started to say but Hyde covered her mouth. "Leave it." He said

"Whatever. There's nothing to do," Eric whined, "It's like we're too old to trick or treat and too young to die."

"Oh, hey, we could take Fez to Chicago and peddle his ass for beer." Hyde suggested

"I'm game." Fez said, "Lana are you in?"

"Sorry Fezzie, I got a party to go to" Lana said

"No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do. Together." Donna said

Eric laughed, " I doubt it."

"Oh! That is a burn!" Kelso yelled. Eric and Donna began to have a stupid little argument that Lana didn't care enough about to listen to. 

"You're going to a party?" Hyde asked her quietly. Everyone else was too focus on Eric and Donna to notice.

"Yeah, it's at Liam's house," Lana said still focusing on the the tv, "Why?"

"no reason" Hyde said as Donna walked out of the basement, "Get bent!" she said on her way out

"Okay, I'll do that." Eric said quietly

"You know what will cheer you up? A little trick-or-treating," Fez suggested walking over to Eric," Hello? Stop bouncing that damn ball and let's do something."

"Yeah, you know, I can't, Fez, 'cause I can't even look at you. I don't know whether to throw you out or... throw you down and make sweet love to you." Eric tried to make fun of Fez but it came out wrong

"You know, that says more about you than it does him." Hyde said

Eric scoffed, "Well, I'm not the one dressed like a damn girl."

"Well, the damn girl has your ball." Fez laughed as he ran outside with the ball.

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