A penny for my thoughts (Gumlee AU)

Chapter {2}

Gumball's P.O.V

When I finally got in front of the school, I was feeling very bad-ass. I have that bad-ass switch, and if it's off I am sleepy or grumpy and shy, but if it's on i feel like i could go fight a dragon. I would totally kick his ass. And then I would rip his head off- okay.

Okay. I need to stop now, or I will get a boner. No, I'm not some weirdo who gets hard on when thinking about dragons, I just get very excited and hyper when I think about fighting, and my lower parts gets happy, too.

But you can't blame me, teenage boys get boners at everything; men, women, cats, dogs, cupboards... Oh, poor boys. But at least we don't bleed once in a month. Even though that's kinda bad-ass too...

Oh my god. This school is huge. And here's so many people. If someone could take this school's and my old school's students and put them up for a battle of life and death, (which I would really enjoy to watch), it'd be like a frog against a transformer. That would be cool, too. No, I am not high.

I flipped my imaginary long hair like a total bitch and walked inside.

I was greeted with chaos. Everyone was doing something. Some people were running around, some were laughing, crying, chatting, fighting, making out or giving birth. Okay maybe not the last one, but still.

I slipped my hand in my pocket and pulled out my folded schedule. My first lesson was art. Yay! Now I can draw another creepy picture and give everyone nightmares and doom their souls to eternal darkness.

That's a good way to start a morning, for sure.My old classmates always said my drawings and paintings were kinda weird, and spooky.Well, sure, they were dark, but so is my soul. That way it's okay.

I finally found the right class, after several wrong places. Now I can say I have seen some serious shit. It's not a good idea to stick your head in random classrooms, if you don't want to see sexual intercourse, weird experiments, some kind of sacrificing to Satan and much more 'fun' stuff.

I think I'm supposed to say: "well, now I've seen everything", and make a traumatized face, but nah.

I've seen much worse.

oh *hides in a corner* sorry for the short chapter, but my family is mean and doesn't let me use the computer. ;(