(DISCONTINUED) Hol Up- Where The Hell Am I??? [Naruto Various x Reader]

[69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) followers special] ꏂ꒦ꏂꋪꌦ꓄ꁝ꒐ꋊꍌ ꒐ꇙ ꉔꋬꀘꏂ

[A/n: this was the 400 heart spec on quotev but it was just too perfect for this to pass up]

When Naruto woke up he was expecting the day to go on like every other day

Oh, how wrong he was... 

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"Good morning Y/n!"

"Oh, hey Naruto!"

Naruto sat down and waited in anticipation for the tacos you were placing on his plate

"Thanks Y/n! Your tacos are always the best!"

"Thanks bro! Oh! Let me cut that for you!"

"Hm? Well, okay..."

Naruto was a bit confused at your offer to cut the tacos but hey! he wasn't going to judge you or your weird habits! 

He watched intently as you sliced through the tacos and... 

The plate????!!!! 

"Huh??!!!" Naruto yelled out in surprise

"Y/n?! Wha-?" Naruto's eyes remained wide as he saw the inside of both the plate and tacos were just ꉔꋬꀘꏂ

"Here ya go!" You smiled at him as if nothing was wrong

"I-" Naruto was much too shocked to even question what had just happened as he slowly but surely ate the ꉔꋬꀘꏂ

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"Hey Sakura! Good morning! " Naruto yelled as he ran up next to Sakura to greet her

"Huh? Oh it's just you Naruto" Sakura averted her gaze from a small lake a couple meters away

"Hn, idiot you're late" Sasuke said as he leaned on a tree

"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled angrily

"Hey now, we're all friends here right-?" You said as you tried to de-escalate things

Naruto simply didn't listen as he lunged towards Sasuke

Naruto's eyes widened as he saw Sasuke throw a kunai towards him

Naruto was mid air, there was no way he would be able to dodge-

Splat! 

... Huh...? 

Naruto fell to the floor as he looked towards where the kunai should've landed

Only to find the remainings of cake on his jacket

"Wh-what?!" Naruto looked to all of his team to gauge your reactions to what just happened

But, none of you looked surprised at all! 

You all looked as if this was something incredibly normal

What was going on?! 

Naruto had no choice but to simply swipe the cake off his jacket

"Uh, guys...did you not see-" Naruto attempted to ask about the cake but was interrupted by Kakashi showing up

"Hello my lovely students! Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life this morning"

Naruto berated Kakashi over his tardiness in an attempt to forget what had just happened

"Well, anyway, today we have a D rank mission!"

You all groaned simultaneously

"Now, now, D rank missions aren't THAT bad"

You all dead panned as Kakashi awkwardly laughed and sweat dropped

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Naruto inwardly groaned at all the dirt on him

Your mission had consisted of digging up a hole in someone's backyard because they wanted to bury their pet dog sparkles near them

Naruto being Naruto had dug a hole too deep and now had to fill it in with some dirt so it wasn't as deep

Naruto continued to grumble as he filled it up

He stopped grumbling as you offered him a glass of lemonade from the tray you and the others had received from the person

"Ah! Thanks!" Naruto gratefully took the glass and attempted to down it

And then he realized it was just ꉔꋬꀘꏂ. 

"What?!" He watched as you and the others simply ate the ꉔꋬꀘꏂ 

Naruto was thoroughly confused and decided to just keep filling the hole

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"Good work today team!" Kakashi happily said to the dirt covered children as they dead panned

"Good work my ass, you did nothing and you dare to stand here in front of us all clean?!" Naruto heard you mumble spitefully

He snickered as Sasuke and Sakura silently agreed with your spiteful mumbling

"Hey now, that wasn't very nice of you to say" Kakashi said depressed

Naruto watched in shock as you proceeded to chop off your arm and throw it at Kakashi

It was ꉔꋬꀘꏂ???!!! 

Naruto's sanity couldn't take it anymore as he ran away screaming like a mad man

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"Hahahahaha!!" You laughed hysterically

Your team laughed along with you at the sight of Naruto dissapearing into the distance while screaming bloody murder

"Man! That really was funny Y/n!" Sakura said in a fit of giggles

"How'd you make your arm seem like cake anyway?" Sakura asked as she swiped a tear from her eye

Sasuke coughed in an attempt to make it seem like he wasn't just laughing

"Hm? What do you mean?" You asked, innocently tilting your head

"Your arm, how'd you make it seem like cake?" Sakura asked a bit more seriously

"What do you mean? It's always been cake."

"Huh...?" Sakura shakily breathed out

You smiled

"ꏂ꒦ꏂꋪꌦ꓄ꁝ꒐ꋊꍌ'ꇙ ꉔꋬꀘꏂ ꋬꊰ꓄ꏂꋪ ꋬ꒒꒒..."

"AAAAAA" The rest of your team screamed in fear as they ran away

You laughed as you ate the knife you had used that morning

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A/n: this was pretty shitposty but I hoped you enjoyed! (Btw about the sneakpeek of the fanfic that I put in the previous chap... The first chap has been published! ) 

Published: 8/2/20