(DISCONTINUED) Hol Up- Where The Hell Am I??? [Naruto Various x Reader]

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A/n: OOF, lately I haven't had much motivation to write, cri. Anyway, have a sneak peek at the cover of a THIRD Naruto fan fic project in the making (the one I mentioned last chapter needs a LOT of work)

(It'll all be clear once I release the first chapter which should be soon. It's funny that the THIRD project comes before my second sbufkrbhdoeo)

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"Uhhh"

You had paused midair as team Dosu and Sakura all froze, with Sakura clearly having been through some shit seeing as her hair had been cut

"Is this a bad time?" You chuckled awkwardly trying to lighten the pressure that was put on you seeing as you were now the center of attention

"Y/n!" Sakura cried out in relief

"I get lost for one day and all of a sudden you guys are on the verge of death. Seriously, why do you guys keep doing this?" You shook your head in dissaproval

"Tch, another pest?" Dosu clicked his tongue in frustration

You simply looked at your nails uninterested

'Any moment now'

Just as you finished your train of thought three of your shadow clones popped up behind the members of team Dosu and chloroformed them

"They should be out for a couple of minutes..." You said as you poked their unconscious bodies

"I doubt it would work for long considering they're Orochimaru's lackeys" You nodded to yourself

'Maybe there's enough time to draw on their faces'

You stretched as you yawned tiredly and winced as your back throbbed

'Shit, I forgot about my back'

"Y/n? Are you alright? Where have you been?! We were all so worried when you never came back!" Sakura asked multiple questions at once as she approached you

"Am I alright? Sakura, you look like you've been through hell and back!"

Sakura hid her face in her hands at the thought of how messy she probably looked

"I'm fine, but seriously where were you?"

"Uhhh, eloping with a hot babe" you whispered

"What."

"IsaidIgotlost-" you said quickly

"So where did you sleep???"

"I didn't." You said as you smiled painfully with your eyes practically burning