Orpheus' Guide To Sanity

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Hi, mojitos!

This is Pengu. I'll make this short for you because I know how lazy you are. You probably won't even read this.

Oh, you did?
Well, I'll be damned.

Here's a few things you need to know about this book.

First, this is revised, rewritten and revomitted from the pits of my brain. It's fried now.

There are reasons why I had to do that.

#1) To avoid confusion.
- honestly, I'm the author and I was confused with whatever the hell I wrote too. So, I don't blame readers who don't follow because I dON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I WAS DRUNK OKAY.

#2) To lessen the plot holes.
- I have to straighten out the plot and possibly have them commit to their jobs. This might lessen subplots or idle shits with the gang, but that's okay! We'll manage to put entertaining things too so you won't have to miss out on the fun!

#3) Because my writing sucks.
- I had to rewrite everything just so I can correct errors in every way, grammar is not perfect. I'm a penguin, don't expect perfection from cute and cuddly.

#4) To avoid too much comparisons.
- I am honored you try to compare characters and plot to other people's works but that's not what this book is aiming for. Nothing is completely unique but I want it to be limited edition.

#5) I have too much free time.
- Yes.

Now, you might wonder if there will be a difference between the initial book and this one.

Yes, 80% of the story is changed for the betterment of the plot. It doesn't suck as much as I thought it would but you should say goodbye to some of the characters you met on the initial one.

I erased their existence completely if you don't see them. They're irrelevant and useless.

Also, I may or may not have changed some names. (I'm not even sure, who am I? Where am I? Why am I?)

Updates will commence regularly. Everyday, or maybe not everyday? I don't know but hopefully everyday. (Depends kung kelan may internet)

22:00 sharp. Always. Grr.

[COMPARISONS.]

THEN:                                            NOW:

I wrote this trash
when I was 17 and
depressed.

I'm 21 and high on
CrAck

I wrote Deus to
immortalise my pain
and write my suicidal
tendencies.

Same shit but better.

Idon'tknowwhattosayanymoresomaybeIshouldstop

Right! Before I forget.

Let me just shamelessly plug some interesting stuff I snort.

Side stories/Prequel

The Manipulation Game.
- A story from when Rindelle Snow gathered his squad to build the now successful, Orpheus.

7PM.
- A Frank N. Stein road to Godhood by vanquishing his seven deadly sins from his mortal body.

Earthbound.
- A story about three people meeting in McDo every Saturday to chat about senseless yet senseful things. (Timeline overlaps with 7PM).

The Reaper Wears Gucci.
- As the title implies, Death liked wearing Gucci. Maybe try digging this to see the world in a different perspective? Maybe you'd find something useful. Like, who is Rindelle Snow and why is he so cute?

Rinverse (As I call my personal universe where everything is connected to everything. The above mentioned is also part of the Rinverse too!)

Present time/Side stories that overlaps with this book's timeline.

TinamoCafè.
- A story about four baristas managing to fix their work, relationships, and just about everything their normal life could ask for. Should I mention this is psychological and a bit philosophical too? No? Okay

DEDICATIONS.

For my kid I tossed out the window that one time you ate my chocolate. I told you, if I have to pick between children or sweets, why are you still in my house?

Just kidding.

Orayt, serious na.

To that number one fan who probably don't remember me anymore. I know you hate my guts but thank you for supporting me when I was writing the initial book and throughout the whole TMG shit too. You motivated me enough to finish it. Now I'm just imagining you supporting this book again. Thank you.

To that one prick who keeps asking for a fight when I don't want to. There's always that someone who assumes you're writing about them when clearly I'm writing about me? Lmao.

To my Alice. Bitch be happy. Stop simping for 2d characters and kpop guys. It's bad for your health. Thanks for always theorising everything I write, Aimi!

To Yui, for reading between the lines.

To Zen, kasi ayokong magselos ka bibiku.

To EXC.

To Kei-sama for whom without I would probably not be writing right now.

And to you, who stayed with Deus until the end.

Happy reading!

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