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Monday 6:09pm - Me >>>> Shitty Hair

Shitty Hair: DUDE

Shitty Hair: BRO

Shitty Hair: BAKUBRO

Shitty Hair: MY MAN

Shitty Hair: MY MAIN MAN

Shitty Hair: HOMIE

Shitty Hair: HOMEDAWG

Shitty Hair: HAVE YOU APOLOGIZED!!!????

Shitty Hair: SAID SORRY IN THE MOST MANLIEST WAY?!

Shitty Hair: YOU GUYS WERE ACTING MORE LIKE FRIENDS AGAIN IN CLASS!!

Shitty Hair: AND MIDOBRO WAS MOST DEFINITELY SMILING AND LAUGHING AT WHATEVER YOU WERE SAYING

Shitty Hair: BUT YOU'RE ALSO NOT THAT FUNNY

Shitty Hair: NOT LIKE THAT BRO

Shitty Hair: LIKE YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT NOT CRAZY FUNNY

Shitty Hair: LIKE YOU'RE MORE MAD THAN FUNNY BRO

Shitty Hair: LIKE YA KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY??!!

Shitty Hair: PLEASEEEEEE KNOOWWW

Shitty Hair: IM SORRRYYYYYYYYYY

Shitty Hair: LIKE I WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE HUMOUR TO ONE OF YOUR PERSONALITY TRAITS

Shitty Hair: I MEAN IT WOULD BE THERE

Shitty Hair: LIKE IN THE TOP TEN

Shitty Hair: SOMEWHERE

Shitty Hair: not top 5, if you were wondering

Shitty Hair: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Shitty Hair: YOU'RE SO FUNNY BAKUBRO

Shitty Hair: LIKE YOU'RE FUNNY WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN TRY

Shitty Hair: WAIT NO-

Shitty Hair: WE'RE NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU OR LAUGHING AT YOU!!

Shitty Hair: OMG I'M GOING TO DIE AREN'T I?!

Shitty Hair: I'll hide behind Midobro so you won't kill me 😉

Shitty Hair: I'm sure you apologized pretty manly like

Shitty Hair: Or else I wouldn't call you my best friend

Shitty Hair: MY FUNNY BEST FRIEND

Shitty Hair: Actually, now that I think about it, you'll probably blast Midoriya out of the way then kill me

Shitty Hair: Cause I've seen you do it

Shitty Hair: And we all know Midobro is capable of kicking your ass, when he's angry or not

Shitty Hair: You chose such a strong, manly man to fall in love with

Shitty Hair: Lowkey jealous

Shitty Hair: But Mina's just amazing

Shitty Hair: Like super amazing! Very manly!

Shitty Hair: Man, she's great

Shitty Hair: Super funny

Shitty Hair: BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU

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