Chapter 60

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CEO changed the group name to TWICE

CEO: Alright. I'm gonna arrange a Bible study for Dahyun and Momo

Pig: why?

Eagle: they think we fucked Momo unnie

Pig: what?

Dog: jesus christ..

Dog: YOU AND DAHYUN HAD SEX

Pig: oh that...

Pig: no we didnt

Penguin: then what was that adventures in bed thingy Dubs was talking about?

Eagle: we were playing Monopoly.

Tiger: what's the adventure in that?

Pig: then we made out after.

Eagle: UNNIE

Dog: Oh God ewwwwww

Pig: shut up Tzuyu. I know you wanna do Sana too.

Dog: I only do something stupid.

Squirrel: stupid?

Tiger: Sana's something stupid. Do her.

Dog: exactly :)

CEO: oh my god...

CEO: GUYS!

CEO: Listen! I know you guys are gay and all but you shouldnt post something like that

Eagle: chill. We privated it already, no one can see it anymore except for the ones we followed.

CEO: STILL! Keep your sex life to yourselves

Eagle: For the last time we didn't fuck!

Pig: yeah. We only made out

Penguin: still! Save your virginity girls.

Squirrel: yeah don't be like Nayeon unnie

Rabbit:don't be like me what?

Dog: oh it's you hi.

Rabbit: what were you guys talking about?

Squirrel:nothing :)

Ostrich: Rabbittttt come onnnnn

Rabbit:whoop, she's getting impatient. Gotta go :)

CEO:I really need to get you all join a Bible study

Eagle: Don't worry, I worship Jisoos

CEO: Jisoo is gay too

Eagle: exactly :)

CEO: smh

CEO: can you gays keep your hormones to a low? Remember, you guys are idols

Tiger: we knowww

CEO: good. Now get your asses here cause we need to write songs for your next albums

Eagle: OOHH! I just thought of a great song next to Love foolish

Tiger:me too :)

Dog: I have a feeling these songs are related to something... And I'm a help out. Byee :)

Penguin: and so they left.

Squirrel: are you guys on your way home Minari?

Penguin: yeah, wby?

Squirrel:Tzuyu and I had to stop by a comfort room. Brb

Pig: they're gonna make out

Penguin:how so?

Pig: Cause I'm here in a café with Dahyun. I saw them run to the bathroom.

Penguin: what café is that?

Pig:somewhere. You comin?

Penguin:IMMA ask Chaeng.

Pig:K see ya

Penguin: K

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