Meredith and Malory were sitting in the bar across from the hospital slightly tipsy and taking shots as Meredith just found out Derek was married
"You look familiar, you been here before?" The bartender asked
"Once. That worked out really well," Meredith said taking a shot
"I know that look, only one of two things, either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is. Which is it?" He asked
"Both," Meredith said
"Her boyfriend is her boss," Malory said
"Which was the problem, but, not as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife," Meredith said
"Tell you what this one is on the house," He said pouring them a shot and they took it straight away
"If I get to drink like this whenever something in our life goes wrong, I hope our life is terrible," Malory said
"So my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him," Joe said as George and Cristina walked in
"George knocked him down in one punch ," Cristina said sitting beside Malory
"I don't wanna talk about it," George said
"Lets play a game of whos life sucks the most. I'll win," Meredith said
"You don't wanna play with me," Cristina said
"Oh I do. I'll even go first. Dereks married," Meredith as and George spat out his beer
"No you don't wanna play with me," Cristina said
"Did you hear her? She said Derek is married," Malory said
"As in pighead, adultress, liar married. Nothing you could say could top that," Meredith said
"I'm pregnant," Cristina said
"You win," Malory said giving her a shot as Cristina gave her a look
"Right, sorry," Malory said and drank it
Suddenly Joe dropped to the floor
"Okay maybe Joe wins," Cristina said as they ran over to him
"You called the gurney patrol," Joe said sitting up as they tried to push him down
"I've been called worse," Malory said checking his pulse
"Sit down and relax we need to run some tests," Meredith said
"Tests. No I don't need tests, I'm fine," Joe said
"Dude you collapsed on the floor this is your bar you know how filthy this floor is," Cristina said
"Radial pulse is strong," Malory said
"Minor skull contusion," Cristina said
"You're sleeping with someone," Meredith said to Cristina
"What? Who?" Geroge asked
"Why is that a shock even George managed to get some action," Cristina said
"Correction George got some syphillis," George said and Malory snorted
"How come we did not know you were sleeping with someone," Malory said
***
"Alright details. You're pregnant. What are you gonna do?" Meredith asked Cristina as they stood in the hospital
"You know what happens to pregnant interns. I'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits. I'm to talented. Surgeries my life," Cristina said
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FanfictionMalory Grey had a fairly simple life. Finish college, get through medical school with her twin sister, Meredith. But when the two start their internship at Seattle Grace it just became a whole lot more complicated
